By madzlovesgee - 16/05/2009 17:44 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I were "fooling around." It started to get hot and he took out his penis for the first time. This was the first one I've seen in real life so I decided I'd complimented it. I had no idea what to say so I said, "It's pretty." FML
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beaverdogmouse 0

hahaahhahahahahahah

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manoverboard 0

At least you didn't call it ugly...that would've hurt its feelings.

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Shiniku 0

Hey, I wouldn't mind if someone said I had a pretty penis.

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CaptainPat 0

At least you complimented it. If i was him i probably would of laughed my ass off. But dont worry, its understandable. Just funny as hell. and #9, i dont think the little gems would stay attached very well

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um_duh 0

Penises are a lot of things... pretty isn't one of them!

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ArtsySwag 0

#11... I think she considers it an FML because she didn't know what else to say and I don't think girls go around complimenting penises and saying they're pretty... Perhaps huge... but pretty just doesn't seem to fit :|. Hahaha... uhhh better luck next time? And at least it was a positive adjective :P.

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baby_love 0

how old are you? haha

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a_boat 0

#11: why are you so mad about FMLs? This one isn't exactly something that deserves OH GOD **** MY LIFE, but so what? It's funny. It's a comedy site. Jeez.

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um_duh 0

Given that she used 'fooling around' in inverted commas I'd say under 16...

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