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By not even a sexy bushfire - 25/10/2012 16:27 - Australia - Kelmscott

Today, my boyfriend and I went on a romantic date to a botanical garden in the hills. A giant bushfire erupted in the hills on our way, meaning we're now stuck out here because the roads are closed. So romantic. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/01/2025 03:00 - Australia

Today, I planned a romantic picnic date. I packed all my boyfriend’s favorite foods, set up a cozy blanket, and even brought flowers. The second we sat down, it started raining. We ate soggy sandwiches in my car while laughing at our “perfect date.” FML

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Today, my boyfriend wanted to make breakfast. Since I usually do all the cooking, I said that was fine. Four hours later, my boyfriend and I were sitting on the sidewalk across the street as the firemen sprayed down the burnt remains of our kitchen. FML

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By anonymous - 31/01/2013 04:02 - Canada - Fergus

Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our anniversary. I had cooked him a romantic meal and we were planning on eating it in front of the fire. This would have gone great had I not forgotten to unblock the chimney. My entire basement filled with smoke and didn't clear for three hours. FML

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By kanmcdan - 22/04/2019 00:00

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By effinit - 30/10/2009 04:31 - United States

Today, while I was on a second date with this guy, my roommate tried calling me and I ignored her. After dinner my date brought me back to my apartment and there was a waterfall gushing down from the balcony above our apartment. The guys above us had started a fire and our apartment was flooded. FML

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Awkward...

By Sunny - 12/09/2018 07:30 - United States - Milwaukee

Today, I went to this coffee shop in town that has a fire pit outdoors with my boyfriend. I threw out the idea of sitting by the fire together, and he responded by telling me that his father and dog died in a house fire when he was young. FML

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Did she say yes at least?

By Anonymous - 10/02/2023 18:00

Today, I tried to propose to my partner in a creative way, but ended up getting stuck in a tree. FML

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Friday 26 October 2012 2:53

You could always make the best of the, as you put it, 'romantic' situation.

mooleelee 0

Friday 26 October 2012 2:56

Talk about a hot date!

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scuttlebuttz 1

Friday 26 October 2012 4:22

Snuggle in the backseat of the car with a blanket and listen to relaxing music. Life is what you make it, OP

awkwardgurl14 3

Friday 26 October 2012 4:24

It is :) alone time with our boy ;) haha

xmaximusx 12

Friday 26 October 2012 4:33

Lol would you like some cheese with your whine

ChaoticBacon 6

Friday 26 October 2012 4:34

At least your love is burning true.

traveler_ghost 12

Friday 26 October 2012 4:48

sounds like a romantic situation to me, try to make the most of it. You still have each other

neurodoc 1

Friday 26 October 2012 5:06

Find the fire in you not around you

chicano1 4

Friday 26 October 2012 5:30

Hate it when that happens...

morgiepuff 14

Friday 26 October 2012 5:32

Mother Nature just wanted to supply you with candles for your evening out!

sierramott1 6

Friday 26 October 2012 5:32

Car sex(:

MischievousLoki 6

Friday 26 October 2012 5:37

Some bushes just like to watch romantic dates burn.

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