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By Kevin - 09/09/2011 12:10 - United Kingdom

Today, I wrote a fake phone number on my neck to make it look like someone had hit on me. FML

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By insurgent - 03/05/2016 08:31 - Belgium - Antwerpen

Today, I'm so lonely, I wrote my number on a desk at my university, hoping someone would text me. FML

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By Anon - 14/08/2016 10:58 - United States - Tracy

Today, a cute guy came up to me and asked for my phone number. I was super excited and began to write it down when he said, "It doesn't have to be your real number, I'm not gonna call anyway." I still gave him my real number. FML

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By Emily - 21/09/2012 01:39 - United States - Mission Viejo

Today, my friend posted my phone number all over the Internet, claiming I was a deranged stalker who prank called her. I was calling from my new number to give it to her. FML

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By Diane - 12/09/2025 20:00 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I pretended to be on the phone to avoid small talk with someone from my building. I spoke loudly into the phone while walking by them. My phone rang in the middle of my fake conversation. FML

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By mrdave - 04/07/2009 05:54 - Canada

Today, I looked in my pocket for the phone number of a girl I met last night at a party. I remembered us talking and exchanging phone numbers. When I found the piece of paper, I discovered that instead of writing her number down, I had drunkenly written down my own. FML

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By Casden - 13/09/2009 15:57 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with my best friend. I have been getting explicit texts and phone calls so I just joking said to my friend, "I think someone wrote my number on a bathroom stall." At which point he said, "Sorry, I didn't think people really called those numbers." FML

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By Anonymous - 07/08/2010 23:36 - United States

Today, while driving, I made a fake phone call with my fake boyfriend, making him sound amazing to my friends who were in the car with me. Until the red and blue flashing lights pulled up behind us. My fake boyfriend cost me $160 in real fines. FML

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By sad - 24/04/2009 08:18 - United States

Today, I met a really cute guy at work. He asked for my number, and I wrote it down on a piece of paper. After looking at the paper, he crumpled it up, yelled "Do you think I'm stupid? I know the rejection hotline when I see it", and walked away. It was my real phone number. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2020 14:02

Today, I asked a girl for her number and I wrote it down when she gave it to me. When I called her, it wasn't her. She'd given me a restaurant's phone number. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/11/2012 04:24 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, I worked up the courage to give a guy my number. I wrote it down on a piece of paper, tore it in half and gave it to him. Later, I noticed I'd given him the wrong, blank half. FML

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SimmoRocks 1

Friday 9 September 2011 15:59

Your NECK?

GrammarNaziFTW 0

Friday 9 September 2011 16:04

Yeah because whenever I hit on somebody, my first instinct is to write my number on their neck.

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Racerjas11 0

Tuesday 13 September 2011 7:44

Ya like if a girl wanted to give you her number she'd think "This is a good spot for him to read it." Girls write numbers on your hand or arm...

BlAzEtHiS 0

Saturday 17 September 2011 0:50

How would you get the number if it was written on your neck anyway? Dumbass.

MegumiStarr 13

Sunday 18 September 2011 13:20

forever alone.

TheWetzel 5

Monday 5 December 2011 5:47

Your neck?? What are you, a vampire?

memyselfandI07 1

Sunday 12 February 2012 5:06

Was there someone your trying to make jealous?..

CastielJ 6

Thursday 24 May 2012 20:36

Get some self confidence.

Kade20 4

Saturday 3 November 2012 9:55

Soooo SOOOO SAD! I almost feel sorry for you. :) ha. Not.

charvisioku 22

Thursday 31 January 2013 18:47

My god that is pathetic....

The_9th_Doctor 18

Wednesday 4 September 2013 7:00

I hope someone...wait for it...called you on it. lol. get it? oh screw you all, it was funny.

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