Love: Today, I went to the movies on a date. My chair made a fart sound...

By Whyme - 09/01/2012 06:14 - United States

Today, I went to the movies on a date. My chair made a fart sound while I moved around a little, so my date thought I'd let one rip. He then let out a really horrendously smelling one to make me feel less embarrassed, giving me a reassuring look. FML

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Great date, thanks!

By Anonymous - 28/03/2009 18:50 - United States

Today, I was on a first date with a girl at the movies. Trying to be polite, I held in a fart until an intense, loud action scene came on. As soon as I let go, the scene went silent and my fart was clearly heard to everyone in the movie theatre. My date went to the bathroom. She didn't come back. FML

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By let ‘Er rip - 13/10/2019 16:00

Today, I was out on my first date in months. My stomach didn’t feel quite right after dinner, but I tried to ignore it. During the movie, it got so bad I decided to try to sneak a small fart for relief. As soon as I did, the theater fell dead silent. My fart practically echoed in the silence. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2010 11:45 - United States

Today, I went on a first date to the movies. During the flick, I choked on a piece of popcorn. I took a gulp of soda and that got stuck as well. I finally got my breath back and let out the loudest burp I ever have. He looked at me and said, "Does this mean I can fart now?" FML

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By thecarisfine - 14/03/2015 04:27 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, while on a date, I desperately let out a stealth fart in my date's car. I didn't have the nerve to own up to it, even as he started panicking and thinking the smell was coming from his engine. FML

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By tmac05 - 13/11/2010 05:13 - United States

Today, the waiter farted while I was on a date. My date thought it was me. FML

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By Smirky - 13/02/2017 02:30 - India - Bangalore

Today, while walking down the aisle of a movie theatre, I passed gas so loudly that the audience missed the climax of the film laughing at me. FML

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By anonymous - 17/12/2011 02:06 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my friends. All throughout, some guy kept making weird sounds and breathing deeply. Midway through the movie, he got even louder. Just as I was about to snap, chunks of vomit sprayed over my chair and shoulders. FML

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Fidgeting

By Anonymous - 17/01/2025 09:00 - United States - Plymouth

Today, I was on a first date when my lactose intolerance decided to make an appearance. My date thought I was just “getting comfy” when I kept shifting in my seat. Nope, I was trying not to fart. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2024 21:00 - Canada - Terrace

Today, while sitting on the couch with my husband, I farted quietly. Not a big deal, except it's hot out and our fan was blowing in his face, and it stunk. FML

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Maybe he's into that...

By pissypants - 25/11/2017 19:00

Today, at the movies on a date, I drank all my soda and waited too long. I couldn't take it anymore and quickly got up, knocking my date's popcorn on the floor, and ran to the bathroom. I didn’t make it and went home in shame. It’s better he thinks I stood him up. FML

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Lauren324 18

Monday 9 January 2012 11:59

That's sweet, in a disgusting way...

Amrel 10

Monday 9 January 2012 12:01

The next step to loving a man, is to love his farts

Comments

UNI_cornZ 6

Tuesday 10 January 2012 21:03

at least his intentions were sweet. i say keep him around

Nowlin 0

Tuesday 10 January 2012 22:53

If that ain't love then I don't know what love is lmao

gooldbaby12 0

Wednesday 11 January 2012 2:15

When a man is comfortable to fart around you, hes a keeper :P

bobthebuilder08 0

Wednesday 11 January 2012 4:11

Must really like u to do that!!

terranman 4

Wednesday 11 January 2012 4:58

Keeper

terranman 4

Wednesday 11 January 2012 5:00

Keeper

iizcalebhearmero 0

Wednesday 11 January 2012 5:26

He farted on cue?

lildecoy19 1

Wednesday 11 January 2012 11:08

Agreed, at least he was "kind" enough to do so!

fishielover1124 12

Wednesday 11 January 2012 16:31

Do you KNOW how many guys who would have been disgusted with you, even though you didn't actually let one rip? In a weird way, he seems to care about you. Be thankful you were on a date with a guy who was willing to do that for you. Although it smelled, he was still sort of a gentleman. I'm not 100% sure my boyfriend would do that for me and I've been dating him for over a year :P