By yikes - 21/04/2012 08:36 - United States

Today, I went to the bathroom to pee. I looked at the toilet paper after I wiped and saw a spider on it. It was still wiggling its legs. FML
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domking1315 20

The itsy bitsy spider went up the va-gi-na Out came the pee and washed the spider out!

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PlaySpades 21

I just hope it started on the toilet paper and not in her.... *gags*

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ClosetTroll 10

I still can't get over the fact that you looked at the toilet paper after wiping. Hope all of the spider's legs were on its body and not elsewhere.

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nativegirl13 3

Most of the population as i believe...but I'm guessing you don't

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PlaySpades 21

I just really hope you're a guy because if not then that's just really unhygienic.

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hthelittleone 10

I don't know how to tell you this, but pee doesn't come out of a woman's ******.

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perdix 29

The spider was just trying to high-five itself. They celebrate blatantly when they get some human pussy. Spiders are the frat boys among the Arachnid class.

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MizzErikaHart 8

I think boys should wipe, or dab really....

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eyecon502 13

Spider's last though: "Holy Shit!"

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hthelittleone 10

Pee doesn't come out of a woman's ******, but I still like the song!

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