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By Username - 08/07/2011 13:24 - United States

Today, I went to an amateur baseball game with some family and friends. When our team hit a home run, my grandpa took it upon himself to start screaming wildly, removing his prosthetic leg and waving it jubilantly in the air. FML

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By bcoper - 25/06/2012 16:09 - Switzerland - Luzern

Today, my neighborhood had its annual summer barbecue, and I ended up showing a little boy who lives down the street how to hit a baseball. When I gave him back his bat so he could try for himself, he swung it into my shin and yelled, "Tag! You're it!" FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I was at a baseball game. I was eating my nachos when all of a sudden I woke up in the hospital, with my dad sitting next to the bed. Apparently, I was hit with a foul ball. He kept the ball for himself. FML

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By fmlprobot - 04/06/2009 23:48 - United States

Today, my baseball team had a game and one of our best players was injured sliding into first. I'm pretty fast so when the coach called my name I grabbed a helmet assuming it was finally my chance to get in the game. Turns out he just wanted me to get ice. The entire team couldn't stop laughing. FML

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First base

By oww - 05/04/2011 07:46 - United States

Today, I went to a baseball game. It was windy, so I decided to get my hat from the car trunk. When I opened it and reached in, loose papers started flying everywhere. Panicked, my dad slammed the trunk shut on my fingers. Entering the stadium, I discovered it was free hat day. FML

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By -_- - 07/10/2015 11:29 - United States - San Francisco

Today, at a soccer game held by my girlfriend's family, some idiot went to kick the ball, missed by a mile, and hit the ground hard. So I started a slow, sarcastic clap. I got a load of angry looks, followed by verbal abuse when we found out he'd split his head open on the ground. FML

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Get on with it

By Anonymous - 02/09/2011 22:20 - United States

Today, I went to a baseball game. On the way in, I managed to trip and get stuck in the turnstile. It took five minutes of flailing and twisting around in front of hundreds of people before I managed to pull myself out. FML

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By nl4 - 01/11/2013 23:55 - Israel - Tel Aviv

Today, my family got together for a big game of paintball. My grandpa wanted to play too, but I told him he was a bit too old for such a rough sport. He joined anyway, and spent the whole 2 hours hunting my dumb ass down. I'm now in constant pain after being riddled with paintballs. FML

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By Hank - 14/05/2009 14:17 - Canada

Today, I scored two prime baseball tickets from a supplier at work. I phoned my dad to tell him the good news. He said that's great, my brother and him would love to see the game. I said, no, I'm taking you to the game. He told me I was being selfish and hung up the phone. FML

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By KilteDKilleR - 15/10/2011 14:02 - United States

Today, I went to visit my grandpa. He has an easily excited dog, who barreled into my freshly broken knee. I felt my knee move out of place again. The dog chipped a tooth. We went to the vet first. FML

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Baller move

By notafan - 07/08/2019 00:01 - United States

Today, I was at a baseball game. This kid in front of me had binoculars and was constantly shouting. Trying to amuse the girl next to me, I leaned over and said, "That kid probably has wet dreams about baseball." She got up and said to the kid, "Come on honey, we're leaving." FML

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forest1wolf 9

Friday 8 July 2011 16:12

thats one pimp grandpa

daysgoby902 6

Friday 8 July 2011 16:14

I think your grandpa sounds Awesome, he's old let him live and maybe you should learn to laugh a little

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joshuaUNWRITTEN 0

Friday 8 July 2011 16:20

Grandpa Rules!!

HJ0HN50N 4

Friday 8 July 2011 16:21

Haha your grandpa sounds hilarious why would this be an FML

whitewoods 3

Friday 8 July 2011 16:21

maybe you should take some notes and stop sucking eggs.

smurfsarwales 9

Friday 8 July 2011 16:34

eggs are pretty beast for sucking cus if you crack them white sticky liquid comes out :)

pianogirl12345 8

Friday 8 July 2011 16:22

Hey, if you've got it, flaunt it!!(; haha

sportsfreakpc12 0

Saturday 9 July 2011 8:33

ur relle cute haha... message me! ;)

bballforward33 10

Monday 11 July 2011 5:38

agree like a low cut shirt for hot girls ;)

pianogirl12345 8

Sunday 7 August 2011 2:56

Lol suurre

melonrind 8

Friday 8 July 2011 16:23

That's awesome! Far from fml...

coltsrock37 15

Friday 8 July 2011 16:24

sounds like your relationship with him is up in the air

Sperino 4

Friday 8 July 2011 16:24

FYL? How about FHL? He's the one with the prosthetic leg.

ripstikchik17 0

Friday 8 July 2011 16:24

thats not wierd at all...

Alexunited1212 2

Friday 8 July 2011 16:33

ripstick chick? really?

RoryV 0

Friday 8 July 2011 16:25

your grandad sounds like a legend xD

xJudii 5

Friday 8 July 2011 16:26

Your grandpa sure is enthusiastic about baseball;D !

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