By mexicandelicacy - 04/03/2012 03:09 - United States

Today, I went to a Mexican restaurant with my family. I got stuck trying to decide whether I should get the fajitas or the tacos. I ended up getting the tacos because I didn't want the fajitas to come in sizzling, and I didn't want to "make a scene". My social anxiety has hit a new low. FML
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He who controls the spice controls the universe

By Anonymous - 01/10/2024 16:00 - United States

Today, I was at a food truck festival and I spotted a taco truck and eagerly ordered a spicy taco. As I took my first bite, the spice hit me like a freight train and I began to choke. In an effort to save myself, I dropped the taco into the lap of the guy sitting next to me. He looked up, lap splattered in salsa, and asked if I was having a stroke. FML
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br0ccoli 14

Everyone is born with a big entrance. But when you grow up, people tell you to be demure and unassuming. **** it! Order the sizzle!! It's worth it. If other people have a problem, that's their fault ;)

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musicluvr2000 11

You're on a hurry to make first comment I see

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lunaC 2

I guess if that's the biggest issue u have to deal with then ur doing ok! I'm too broke to go to a restaurant right now and if I had enough to go I sure couldn't be ordering fajitas b/c their so dang expensive!!

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CadillacPimpen 6

84 did you get nervous responding?

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geminibby300 0

Awww. Im sorrry sweetheart. But i bet youll get better.. Just start going places with your friends more and it should help..

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spbenge 1

Figure it out nerd.. Quit being a pussy

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MatthewTN 0

That's exactly why I don't order sizzle plates

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Glassmaster 0

That isn't social anxiety. You know what social anxiety is? Social anxiety is feeling extremely uncomfortable in public to the point where you feel like you're going to have a panic attack just from being around other people. Stop making up symptoms for yourself and get on with your life.

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soldiermedic 2

Couldn't agree more! Well said!

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bubo_fml 10

There's only one way to overcome such social anxiety...Extreme brashness! Next visit to the Mexican establishment, say; "Bring me a Crepé Suzette, ya fukkin' frog, or I'll leave this shit factory faster than ya left us at Dunkirk!"

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