By ShadowReaper101 - 29/12/2012 07:41 - United States - Lake Forest

Today, I was walking in the park, when a kid ran up and hit me in the stomach. He said, "Don't get mad, get glad!" and ran off. FML
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ShadowReaper101 14

Hi, OP here. First, I can't just hit a kid, even if he punched me. And second, his Dad wasn't in sight. So I couldn't have really done anything.

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1dvs_bstd 41

That lil bastard! I'd run after him... all the way to his parents, I would!

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captain_howdy171 3

this is when you tell him there is No Santa Claus.. and say don't glad be sad your parents don't love you enough to be honest with you

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jjmiller1001 17

find his parents and shove them in a glad trash bag

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xxBitchxPleaSe 6

Did this make you rethink what brand of garbage bags you buy?

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80skid 15

You should have slapped him upside the head and told him he could have had a V8.

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zenrael 21

No it's don't get mad, get even... Everybody knows that.

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drkrissy1331 12

When I was young i actually said that to my dad one morning at the breakfast table after he was already upset with me. Lets just say ill never do that again and it didnt work out so Well for me!

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drkrissy1331 12

Btw, Im now 31 yrs old and would still get the shit beat out of me for being that direspectful!

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zoriver 5

Should've Molly whopped that little turd.

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Zephianaxo 7

Sorry OP. This may make me a sick person... but that made me crack up.

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klovemachine 24

I enjoyed it :-)

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