By :| - 16/04/2011 02:04 - Canada

Today, I was sitting in the park eating a sandwich, when a homeless guy asked me for some spare change. I said I didn't have any. He offered an "erotic striptease" in exchange for my sandwich. I said no. He gave one anyway. I walked back to work on an empty stomach. FML
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IGotzSkittlez 1

that guy really wanted your sandwich. should have gave it to him. or at least half.

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DocBastard 38

Where's Boners to explain about the sandwich's special sauce that the homeless stripper provided? My mind isn't perverted enough to think of anything inappropriate enough here.

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Jrefinne 7

Haha, you're squeamish.

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MysticMint 0

What you should have done was told him to wait while you go buy him his own samich and go back to work to eat.

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vermillionlove 0

at least he didn't mug you or something :|

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THEmuffinpan 0

I think most of the people that say they would punch someone in the face in all tear comment threads need to lighten up. You guys would be in jail if you punched people as much as you suggest. Example: Hey buddy I borrowe-- *FALCON PAWNCH!* --- This is bad

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CitrusGirl 0

I have a shirt with Captain Falcon on it that say says "show me your moves" lol

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THEmuffinpan 0

No dude. I kick it old school and play the N64 version.

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Alto58 1

He was probably really desperate to eat if he went through all that..I mean you could have just bought a new sandwich?

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SeaChicken 0

Or mr. hobo stops hoboing and starts working for his own money and food (and alcohol and drugs)

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Rainbow35 6

84: Maybe the homeless guy has tried to get a job, but no places are hiring? It is a recession. :P Maybe he's tried to apply for jobs and been rejected 'cause he's homeless or unqualified, or 'cause there was someone better applying? You never know...

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docscientist 9

Yes, because when you're starving, you'll still observe proper etiquette.

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SeaChicken 0

I would, yes. Therefor i would not become a bum.

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rasta_pasta 4

I don't put much stock in statements people make about hardship whilst enjoying their nice, cushy life.

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