Miscellaneous: Today, I was sitting in my chemistry class when a sick girl behind...

By Anonymous - 10/04/2009 16:53 - United States

Today, I was sitting in my chemistry class when a sick girl behind me asked "Can I go to the bathroom?" My teacher, being smart said, "Don't you mean MAY I use the bathroom?" Meanwhile, the girl behind me started throwing up all over her desk and me. FML

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By sicktomystomach - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, during lunch at school, a wave of nausea came over me. I ran to the bathroom and made it just in time. As I was throwing up, I set off the toilet's automatic flush and my vomit came flying back into my face. FML

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Friday 10 April 2009 23:46

If I thought I was going to be sick in class, I wouldn't ask, I'd just run out of the room! I feel for you!

FMLover269 0

Friday 10 April 2009 23:47

I hate it when teachers do that. Give the grammar lesson after the student has emptied out what needs to be emptied.

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QJD 0

Friday 10 April 2009 23:50

ewwwww. FYL and FHL.

Jaxro 6

Friday 10 April 2009 23:50

I would have just got up and left afterwards, that is so gross. However if I was the teacher I'd be like "Wait till the student before you gets back." Then just laugh..

FMLover269 0

Friday 10 April 2009 23:53

It would have been great if the teacher had to then clean up the vomit for being a grammar Nazi when the girl had to go to the bathroom.

tentenjen 0

Friday 10 April 2009 23:53

Wow, some teachers are real 'tards.

mattmag 0

Friday 10 April 2009 23:54

ugh I hate when people decide to be smartasses like that.

EmilyMarie 0

Friday 10 April 2009 23:57

I would have just left if I were her, or at least went and thrown up on the teacher's desk just to be an asshole.. which probably wouldn't go very well because trying to hold in vomit doesn't usually work.