Miscellaneous: Today, I was showing my friend's dad an airsoft gun I was hoping...

By gunman - 20/10/2009 04:57 - United States

Today, I was showing my friend's dad an airsoft gun I was hoping he would be interested in buying. It's a pistol worth about 90 bucks. In the midst of showing him, I thought it would be funny to do a fake, upwards "pistol whip". The mag ended up flying out full speed and hitting him in the eye. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/01/2011 11:18 - United States

Today, I was at my friend's house. We were looking at her dad's guns, and I was explaining gun safety and how you should never put your finger on the trigger. I then shot a hole in the floor of her house. FML

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By ZombieGirl0417 - 30/09/2015 21:13 - United States - Jupiter

Today, my aunt asked to see my new airsoft pistol. Not thinking anything of it, I handed it to her. She shot me in the leg. I was standing next to her. FML

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By FailedSniper - 22/03/2011 16:31 - United States

Today, I saw my dad's friend across the street working on my neighbor's roof. To continue the airsoft war we'd been having, I shot at him with the sniper gun I'd bought. I hit him, and he fell off the roof. I ran over to see if he was OK. It wasn't my dad's friend. FML

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By clumsylobster - 13/10/2014 21:33 - Australia - Perth

Today, my friends and I went paintballing. The instructor showed us the sound of an unloaded gun by shooting at my face. It wasn't unloaded. FML

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By calamity janet - 14/11/2018 22:00

Today, my husband took me to an airsoft shop so he could try a new pistol. We went on the range to shoot it, but while he was loading it went off and shot me. I was only wearing my leggings, so I felt the full power of that BB as it traveled at 200 feet per second at my clitoris. FML

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By raebelle - 02/06/2011 17:32 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I went shooting. While I was showing him how to properly hold and adjust a rifle, he accidentally pulled the trigger. The gun kicked back and hit me in the face, breaking my nose. FML

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By Jim - 28/10/2025 22:00

Today, I saw a gun on my dad's bedside table. I knew it wasn't real, so I picked it up and posed like a badass. Then I shot a hole in their bedroom TV, blew out my eardrums, and my mom flew in and started screaming at me. FML

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By signupsheetfail - 12/08/2009 19:02 - Canada

Today, I was doing target practice with my new paintball pistol. One of the bullets missed, and hit my new neighbor's house. I went up to the door to apologize, not realizing I was still holding the paintball gun. My ex-soldier neighbor thought I was robbing him and put me in a chokehold. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/12/2022 14:00

Today, I shot my boyfriend in the balls by mistake, twice. First it was a paintball gun I was using with my nephew, then it was a slingshot I use to scare away the bird who keeps eating fish from my pond. He is now sat icing his groin acting like I did it on purpose. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/08/2015 15:44 - United States

Today, while I was pulling weeds, my dad thought it would be absolutely hilarious to yell "Hey, son!" then unload his gun at me when I turned around. After I'd screamed like a bitch and pissed myself, he broke down into hysterical laughter and said he'd loaded the gun with blanks. Fuck you, dad. FML

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99MDC 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 14:51

Were you trying to be cool? Two problems: 1. Airsoft guns do not make you cool (can be fun though) 2. ******* pistol whipping with a plastic gun? Seriously... Not trying to sound like an ass btw. Just found this fml a little different. :)

letitbe56 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 13:30

Yes, because guns are like toys. Why would anything go wrong from playing with them?

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WorkThatButt 2

Tuesday 20 October 2009 20:36

Next time find it funny to maybe..kill yourself?

chabz_fml 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 22:08

1.) YDI for playing ******* airsoft 2.) YDI for having a gun worth $90 3.) YDI for bieng an idiot in front of a prospective buyer

Sweny 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 22:31

For all those out there that do not know, airsoft guns are not just crap plastic material,they can be as heavy as the real thing,so it would have seriously hurt

bishoprsv2 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 22:47

Dumbass. Now we know why we have airsoft laws, too.

roflwafflez 0

Tuesday 20 October 2009 23:55

BOOM HEADSHOT!!!

NewEngland 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 0:41

So don't play with guns

Dancr824 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 7:04

that sucks he's gonna hate u I recently had a problem with my eye and had to got to like three different doctors and the hospital twice and had to have surgery .. and it still hurts... poor choice for you

Ninjaface 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 7:13

Of course, the real fml is that your friend's dad now knows the gun you tried to sell him is a cheap piece of crap with loose magazine, so you presumably lost that sale.