By Ashamed_Sister - 30/11/2013 07:35 - Namibia - Windhoek

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Today, I was proud when I started a confrontation with my best friend's brother because he is a sexist pig who treats women like crap. Six hours later my pride was gone: I made him an after-sex sandwich. FML
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He just asked me if he can have something to eat. When I finished the sandwich I realized the irony.

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boxbrandon11 20

Can i get a sandwich too?

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NeatNit 32

OP, I'm sorry, you clearly have no self-respect if you went from confronting him about sexism to feeding his sexism so quickly. YDI, so ******* much.

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06cobaltSSftw 7

Good way to express your morals, stay classy. ydi ****.

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cheshirecat13242 32

Yeah, way to show him, OP! I bet he'll be a lot more considerate to women in the future

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gc327072 30

He's an evil genius.

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Wakachulak 22

Six hours!? Yup, I get you. I would give up my principles for that too. Well, if I had any to begin with that is...

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RedPillSucks 31

Maybe the argument lasted 5 1/2 hours.

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Crusoe_fml 4

I've been doing wrong as a nice guy so I must become a douche to get a girl never looked at it that way well I'm off to buy saggy pants a shirt two sizes too big and a flat top hat and fake gold chains brb

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glitterkuro 18

Nooo but that fedora and neck beard suits you so well, Mr Nice Guy!

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perdix 29

I believe in that context, it's spelled "sammich." Obviously, you were wrong about him treating women like crap -- otherwise, he would have lasted 30 seconds which is too brief to get your sammich-making juices flowing.

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abeg157 14

Sounds like a slightly twisted storybook romance

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glitterkuro 18

Women making men sandwiches isn't sexist in itself. Men assuming that it's their godgiven right to have sandwiches made for them by women? That's sexist. Also shagging horrible sexist people is fine, but I would never get into a relationship or trust a person like that. You said that he treats women like crap so he'll almost certainly treat you like crap.

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Kukironosuke 16

it is NOT ok to have sex with people who are shitty people, if you would not have a relationship/respect for them you should not have sex with them, its the fact that shitty people get what they want that makes them keep being shitty, when somebody is shitty you should treat them like a troll, isolate them from society, give them nothing until they decide to change their life

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glitterkuro 18

I'd rather shag someone than make them a sandwich. At least that way we both get something we want.

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