By jogger - 27/11/2011 05:30 - United States

Today, I was jogging when a woman ran out of her house and handed me an invitation for a party. What was the invitation for? A weight loss treatment party. Guess the jogging isn't working. FML
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By Spaceballs - 27/08/2023 00:02

Today, I got an invite to my high school reunion. With visions of wowing my former classmates, I set about starting a diet and exercise regimen. The universe had other plans. On my first run out in the fields, I managed to trip over an invisible pebble, fall into a puddle, and fuck my ankle up. The only thing I'm reuniting with now is my couch and a bag of ice. FML
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Mirorbo 26

Ugh... I know people think they're trying to help when they do stuff like this, but really, all it does is hurt the person's feelings and make you look like a total ass.

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Enslaved 36

Jogging/power walking is one of the best ways to shed pounds off fast. But you need to include dieting to make it extra successful. Don't worry about that lady, she's just trying to make a living. Keep up the effort. (:

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StoryOfTheYear 14

If I see a few new soccer moms powerwalking at the gym I'll know who to blame.

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perdix 29

If a fat lady can bolt out of her house and run you down on the street, you may need to pick up your pace!

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shazza26 1

Try and see the good side of it... Someone cares about your health!

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FollowMe 2

Or you know in this world, they only want your money.

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cheeseboy77 0

go to the party. all thin from your jogging. you most likely met a troll woman.

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taazer 12

I wouldent see it as a bad thing.. Think if it as a opportunity to Meet new people and get more motivated to lose weight :)

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jaccq 2

maybe she thought that you wanted to lose weight(even if you are slim) and was just trying to help? after all, many slim people think that they are fat! (: dont be demoralized by it!

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porcelainkisses 5

Atleast you're doing something about it, OP!! (:

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texas_redneck88 10

So are you gonna go to the party?

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DRSNICK3RS 2

Should have said " no thank you, you look like you need it more." :)

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terrask 11

Isn't working??? Welcome to the real world where a healthy, steady and durable weight-loss is of about 1pound per week when you genuinely have too much fat. 52 weeks in a year, I'll let you do the math.

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