Intimacy: Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. All of a sudden he...

By Jenny - 31/03/2009 00:06 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. All of a sudden he jumped off of me, going "shit, shit!". Worried, i asked him what was wrong. He shouted "I forgot to set my TiVO!" FML

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By Anonymous - 09/04/2009 19:46 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. The TV was on with the volume low, as we had been too preoccupied to turn it off. All of a sudden, my boyfriend stopped mid-thrust. He was watching the TV. House MD was on. He'd stopped to watch the differential diagnosis. FML

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Moving

By happyasaclam - 19/02/2009 00:55 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were hooking up while watching a movie. Just as I was getting really into it, he told me to move my head. He couldn't see the television. FML

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By darthmilfious - 31/03/2010 07:56 - France

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was making a list of things to do tomorrow while faking an orgasm when I realize my boyfriend had finished about two minutes ago. He's pissed. FML

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By SecondBest,IGuess - 30/04/2013 17:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was watching TV, when we started getting frisky. I'd just started to give him a blowjob when he pushed me off and said, "Fun's over." Dragon Ball Z had just come back on. He's 21. FML

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Panic!

By some_girl_19 - 05/08/2009 13:04 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was in the middle of an intense orgasm when we heard the panicky voice of his little sister saying there was an emergency downstairs. He jumped up and left to see what the matter was. The big emergency? The Wii remotes had dead batteries. FML

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By unwantedlove - 25/02/2011 18:36 - France

Today, my fiancé and I were cuddling on the couch watching TV when we started kissing. As I crawled onto his lap and started to unzip his pants, he said, "You're blocking the TV." FML

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By Anonymous - 07/08/2009 15:16 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. Halfway through he asked me what day it was. I told him, "Friday." He jumped up and ran over to the TV yelling, "Oh my God! Shark week is almost over!!" I was cock-blocked by the Discovery Channel. FML

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Caught in the act

By MeAgainDr - 08/08/2023 04:00 - Australia - Perth

Today, I was taking advantage of an empty house to try and re-spark my sex drive. Despite my best efforts, I got bored and started watching something else, but when my housemate returned suddenly, I panicked - gave a guilty shout and fumbled my dick away as I changed the monitor over - back to porn. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2009 23:45 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. After about 10 minutes, while we changed positions, he shouts, "Power Rangers - It's Morphin' Time!" FML

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By 504-A1 - 11/05/2012 22:02 - Canada - Barrie

Today, I was having phone sex with my boyfriend. Trying to be sexy, I told him what I was doing with my vibrator. I heard a loud bang, followed by him shouting, "Why don't you just fucking marry it, then?!" and then hanging up. FML

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Tuesday 31 March 2009 9:33

That's hilarious. TV shows: 1 You: 0

commonsense 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 9:43

The Dawn of Technology is the Fall of Man

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amandrinoranges 0

Thursday 5 May 2011 18:08

isn't this from dane cook

omnipotency 0

Wednesday 15 June 2011 4:06

Damn i hope he didnt miss his show!!

kawaiianime 5

Monday 26 September 2011 0:02

Okay first of all you don't need to tell us that you're first. We can tell, dumbass.

billygean00004 0

Saturday 3 December 2011 4:55

Hahaha gay AF

pyrimaniac2 5

Sunday 11 December 2011 11:15

Trolling obviously

cobanjo 2

Sunday 18 December 2011 23:17

He prob TiVo'd p*rn

Uraziel 5

Sunday 19 February 2012 18:19

YDI because he has TiVO

ihatemylife10000 0

Friday 24 February 2012 21:26

Oh no! Not the TiVo!

nova23 3

Thursday 21 June 2012 17:12

Wai your the one that's mad. He should be upset that you didn't remind him. Shame on you.

maggiefox 25

Thursday 17 April 2014 5:20

TV>pussy

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