By HeyArnold91 - 14/09/2012 05:57 - United States - Apo

Today, I was happy to finally receive an email from my younger sister, whom I have not been able to talk to for months due to being in the military stationed overseas. The email was to tell me my mom is in jail. FML
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perdix 29

Your sister should have been writing you regularly! Nothing cheers up a hero serving his or her country overseas than regular reports of your mom's criminal activities before the inevitable arrest. Thanks for your service :)

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DocBastard 38

Your correct usage of "whom" brought a tear to my eye. Well done indeed! My faith in humanity is not even remotely restored, but at least I have some hope.

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gracehi 31

Are you saying that Karma threw OP's mom in jail because OP did something bad in this or a past life? Boy, Karma IS a bitch!

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florido_fml 10

I'm not sorry to hear that

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OceanBlueSea 12

Thank you for your service 8)

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william8691 10

I see your mom likes to play DJ hero..

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Rocky007 15

Thank you for your service.

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mandi806 1

Haha okay it depends on why shes in jail...my first reaction was to laugh cause I pictured Sam's mom from iCarly.

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kitkattgirl 2

That's...not the kind of news you wanna hear about home. Though thank you for your service!

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NigerianMedicine 11

It could be worse. At least your mother wasn't arrested on charges of public nudity (you hear about that a lot on here) Thank-you for your service.

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