Kids: Today, I was babysitting. The kid said he had to use the bathroom....

By Anonymous - 11/02/2010 13:33 - United States

Today, I was babysitting. The kid said he had to use the bathroom. When I told him to go ahead, he said he just did. He was on my lap. He wasn't wearing pants. FML

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By Bob - 20/06/2009 04:22 - United States

Today, while teaching at a daycare, a child came up to me and asked if he could go to the bathroom. Obviously, I said it was fine. He then pulled his pants down, and pee on my brand new shoes, and all over my leg. FML

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By Dumbblonde - 03/05/2009 15:15 - United States

Today, I was babysitting a little girl. She told me she wanted to go to the park, so we did. As we were walking back, I was carrying her on my back. When we were almost at the front door, she told me she had to pee. I told her to hold it in for a second. As we were walking through the door, I felt a warm spot on my back. FML

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By sdasdflkjas - 30/05/2009 04:24 - United States

Today, while the kid I was babysitting was in the bathroom, he called to me "I need some help in here." Worried I ran to the bathroom and asked him what was wrong. He needed me to wipe his butt. As if that weren't gross enough, just as my hand was under his butt, he pooped again and laughed. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2021 13:59 - United States - Malvern

Today, I was pooping in a public toilet and a kid had walked in on me. I then heard him tell his dad, "It's okay, I didn't see anything, he was fat so his chubby legs hid it." FML

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By Anonymous - 27/02/2010 06:36 - United States

Today, I was babysitting to make a few extra dollars. While changing one of the kid's diapers, I turned around to find the other kid gone. I turned back around frantically, only to get poop flung at my face. I guess I found him. FML

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By thesitter - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, while babysitting, I gave the boy a pen and paper because he wanted to draw me. When he was done, he let me see, but then said, "Wait! I'm not done." He took it back and basically colored in the arms. I said, "I'm not wearing long-sleeves." He said, "That's hair." FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States - Port Orchard

Today, I discovered that my 8-year old is not fully toilet trained when a turd fell out of his pants, shortly after introducing him to his new babysitter. FML

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By ilana - 10/02/2012 09:51 - United States

Today, I was working at my day-camp, and one of my little boys told me he had to show me something important. He proudly showed me that he'd crapped his pants. I had to wipe his ass clean. FML

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By Aunjy - 05/05/2013 20:49 - United States - Marmora

Today, I babysat a 4-year-old child for my neighbor. It seems he had diarrhea. The evidence of this is in his pants, down his leg, on the couch, on the bathroom floor, smeared on my wall, and in the shape of a brown handprint on my shirt. FML

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By Monroe - 23/06/2011 22:30 - United States

Today, I was babysitting my cousin when I realized my aunt didn't tell me where the diapers were. I searched the entire house, but I had no luck. Then my cousin ripped off the diaper she was wearing and peed on the kitchen floor. FML

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kel_pie 1

Thursday 11 February 2010 20:06

why would be holding a kid that had no pants on ...

imperfectclarity 0

Thursday 11 February 2010 20:06

Why was he sitting on your lap without pants?? Ew.

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Se7enfreaxxx 0

Friday 12 February 2010 1:52

WTF?

arieanacrust 0

Friday 12 February 2010 1:59

funniest fml of the daii

luciaspiano 0

Friday 12 February 2010 2:09

HAHAHA. That sucks, but it's a funny story. Same thing happened to me, except the kid was wearing a super-thick diaper and pants at the time.

iluvninjas 0

Friday 12 February 2010 3:17

i totally agree #41!! why the heck wud you have a child sit on ur lap pantless? that makes no sense!

xoxcinderellaxox 0

Friday 12 February 2010 3:18

even if he was wearing pants it would still suck.

hummingbug 2

Friday 12 February 2010 3:37

so normally i don't call b.s. but i definitely am on this one. 1. you would never have a child without pants on unless it was your own because that is inappropriate. 2. if he was old enough to go on his own that would have been even more inappropriate (doesn't matter what sex you are, it should never be done) 3. you would have felt it long before he said "i just did" op: if this actually is real don't be a fricken idiot. if that child for whatever reason (in thinking it was funny or what not) told their parents that you touched them or anything else, you could go to jail. don't be stupid.