By Anonymous - 20/04/2009 17:55 - United States

Today, I was at the gynecologist and he was performing a routine check-up. He was a new doctor and I was just slightly uncomfortable with him. About mid-check-up, as he felt around my uterus, he said in a cartoonish voice, "Oh, it's so squishy up here." The doctor turned me into a sock puppet. FML
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Derick_Z 0

Eh, not so bad.. Maybe he was just trying to break the tension by joking around? I understand the awkwardness of a doctor from the opposite sex feeling your downstairs though :P

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obamas_mama 0

Why are so many gynocologists male and not female?

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sparda4355 0

#130... and I suck at life! This is what I get for being a dick! It goes against my charactor!!!

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MoobyTheCow 2

Quite unprofessional. #41: She said "around," not "in." I got the impression it was a bimanual exam (one hand pushing up on the uterus while the other pushing down on the abdomen.)

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sparda4355 0

#135 **** me!!!! I can't do anything right today!!! LOL And LOL I was trying to figure out if it was è or é LOL I worked 13 hours today dealing with total idiots!!! They are wearing off on me!

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OMGhi2YOU 0

hahaha #65 the awkward turtle fits perfect in this situation!!!

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Seegtease 0

Sparda, maybe you should make a FML for the amount of times you got owned today. ;-) You have to be very very careful when correcting somebody. I've made that kind of mistake before myself. It happens, but always triple check those kinds of things.

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McLaughlane 0

I'd be like "Alright, that's it, bugs bunny, get your hands out of me. now. And don't touch me again, we're done."

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brewis98 0

man i cant believe your ****** is loose enough for your doctor to fit his hand in side your uterus.

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grannycakes753 0

dont be so squishy

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summersong89 0

HAHA oh my god that's sooo awkward... id probably get a different gyno...yours sounds creepy.

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