By Sidney - 05/11/2011 01:21 - United States

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Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, meeting his family for the first time. I was leaning against him when he reached around, grabbed my boobs, and started making "pew-pew" laser noises, all in front of his family. I can't believe I'm dating this child. FML
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every1luvsboners 11

It was a mammogram, some damn women just can't be thankful enough for the little things.

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LolFMLnot 10

That awkward moment when your bf touches your boobs in front of his parents and his parents look so proud.

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luvlyric 5

If he's a child, you're a pedophile. And I'll be damned if I'll sit here and listen to a pervert. ;) Aaaand you didn't get up and leave? Looks like OP's a pervo as well. good luck with that. :)

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truebrotrue 7

May the force be with you

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OfficeNinja 5

Grab his junk and make "balls being crushed" noises. By squeezing hard.

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fatman1970 25

Than leave him - problem solved. You don't need to be Einstein to work it out.

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yeahreally 6

the fml really depends on the family reaction. plus im sure hes been immature like that before or for a while.

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Steve95401 49

OP needs to stop dating middle schoolers.

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bubo_fml 10

Was he using your **** as a make believe laser cannons? If so, the kids got quite an imagination! Just wait til you hit the bedroom with this child, he'll pull out his lil' willy & pretend it's a light sabre!

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