Intimacy: Today, I tried to spice things up in the bedroom by making love...

By purrykitty - 23/04/2011 20:18 - United States

Today, I tried to spice things up in the bedroom by making love to my husband in a tight leather corset. I ended up passing out. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/02/2016 07:27 - Japan - Ageo

Today, I was getting intimate with my husband, and I tried to do a swift position-change like they do in the movies. I wound up flipping off the bed and busting my nose open on the floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2010 05:43 - Canada

Today, in an attempt to spice up our relationship, I tied my boyfriend up and did a striptease for him. I pulled my skirt down over my heels but tripped as I tried to step out of it. Not only did I pull a muscle in my leg but I elbowed him in the groin. So much for spice. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2016 06:59 - United States - Atwater

Today, my husband and I were getting frisky. All was going well until I decided to go down on him, causing him to freak out, thinking I was going for his butt, ending the night with a black eye from being knee'd in the face. FML

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Absolute beginners

By Anonymous - 13/07/2014 20:00 - Spain - Ripollet

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to make love for the first time. The moment my bra came off, he started hyperventilating to the point of blacking out. So much for that. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2013 22:29 - Mexico - Mexico

Today, I tried to give my husband a striptease for his birthday. I wound up tripping over my own panties and nearly dislocating my shoulder. FML

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New moves

By Glassjaw - 01/08/2009 07:23 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I had gotten tipsy and found ourselves in the bedroom. We started to fool around and she leaned over to put her watch on the nightstand. I tried to undo her bra, which surprised her, because she elbowed me in the nose so hard that I ended up passing out from the pain. FML

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Cool moves, bro

By Anonymous - 30/06/2012 09:45

Today, in an attempt to be sexy, my boyfriend picked me up and threw me down onto the bed. I fell straight through it. FML

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Triggered

By Ouch - 06/10/2025 20:00

Today, after a long dry spell, I spent a day treating my wife, ending with a full body massage. She was wearing only panties, breathing heavily, and spread her legs, so I reached for her crotch to finger her… and she kicked me in the head so hard I fell off the bed and split my head open. FML

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The Great Pretender

By CJune24 - 22/10/2014 21:24 - United Kingdom - Huddersfield

Today, I tried to seduce my boyfriend so I mounted him and began kissing him. He immediately pretended to snore into my mouth and rolled over, making me fall off of the bed. FML

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By Squashed - 15/08/2009 06:13 - United States

Today, my 250 pound boyfriend was on top of me while we were making out. I actually passed out in the middle of it from not being able to breathe. FML

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iBoardSlide 0

Sunday 24 April 2011 0:16

later on you'll find out he didn't stop ;)

AnorexicMuffins 0

Sunday 24 April 2011 0:13

I can't even say anything to that...

Comments

Residence_fml 4

Sunday 24 April 2011 13:49

know your boundaries

Lennsik 4

Sunday 24 April 2011 16:21

#84. Just...shut up, for your own good.

bonacca 2

Sunday 24 April 2011 18:28

lol he got x2 win:)

chanma 0

Sunday 24 April 2011 18:45

maybe you wouldn't have passed out if you got a bigger size

HunterAlpha1 8

Sunday 24 April 2011 19:26

there's a reason corsets aren't in style anymore...

iamme87 0

Sunday 24 April 2011 22:50

wow

venomxprodigy 0

Monday 25 April 2011 3:00

you must be pretty fat to pass put

venomxprodigy 0

Monday 25 April 2011 3:00

you must be pretty fat to pass put

meganlove998 0

Monday 25 April 2011 4:10

and how old are you? thats something that would happen to my grandma.

nickcars 0

Monday 25 April 2011 4:45

how did he react

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