By purrykitty - 23/04/2011 20:18 - United States

Spicy
Today, I tried to spice things up in the bedroom by making love to my husband in a tight leather corset. I ended up passing out. FML
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iBoardSlide 0

later on you'll find out he didn't stop ;)

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AnorexicMuffins 0

I can't even say anything to that...

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RainbowHeadache 2

Breathing with a corset on is hard enough but to bang with one on? YDI for being a moron, OP.

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GoodLookingGeese 10

how do you know? have u tried it?

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RainbowHeadache 2

Actually, yes. I've worn a real bone corset multiple times. Never been able to buy one to own but I've been able to borrow them from a venue I used help out. Promotion of product (as long as I didnt get anything on it.)

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BaskenRobin 2

And did he keep going after you passed out? (reference from FML from like a month ago)

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number1beaner 0

ha I bet your husband didn't stop after you passed out

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xosmiilexo 0

Okkaay, Hun. Im pretty shire you spiced things up but here's some tips to cure this. 1-don't buy "leather" (it was prolly pleather). 2- don't tie/button/snap it so tight, sex is straining enough, you don't need it that tight. 3- I seriously hope you're okaay.

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overthelimit 3

not that tight!

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JennaMason 6

you're one to talk,

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Happiness2Joy 3

This is why we don't where corsets anymore :/

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KickItHigh 32

Why wear a corset? Those things are really tight regardless of your size. YDI. Also, haven't that one part in the Pirates of the Caribbean teach you anything?

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