Intimacy: Today, I tried to spice things up in the bedroom by making love... - FML

By purrykitty - 23/04/2011 20:18 - United States

Spicy

Today, I tried to spice things up in the bedroom by making love to my husband in a tight leather corset. I ended up passing out. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/02/2016 07:27 - Japan - Ageo

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Today, I was getting intimate with my husband, and I tried to do a swift position-change like they do in the movies. I wound up flipping off the bed and busting my nose open on the floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2010 05:43 - Canada

Spicy

Today, in an attempt to spice up our relationship, I tied my boyfriend up and did a striptease for him. I pulled my skirt down over my heels but tripped as I tried to step out of it. Not only did I pull a muscle in my leg but I elbowed him in the groin. So much for spice. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/01/2016 06:59 - United States - Atwater

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Today, my husband and I were getting frisky. All was going well until I decided to go down on him, causing him to freak out, thinking I was going for his butt, ending the night with a black eye from being knee'd in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/07/2014 20:00 - Spain - Ripollet

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to make love for the first time. The moment my bra came off, he started hyperventilating to the point of blacking out. So much for that. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2013 22:29 - Mexico - Mexico

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Today, I tried to give my husband a striptease for his birthday. I wound up tripping over my own panties and nearly dislocating my shoulder. FML

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By Glassjaw - 01/08/2009 07:23 - United States

Spicy

Today, my girlfriend and I had gotten tipsy and found ourselves in the bedroom. We started to fool around and she leaned over to put her watch on the nightstand. I tried to undo her bra, which surprised her, because she elbowed me in the nose so hard that I ended up passing out from the pain. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2012 09:45

Spicy

Today, in an attempt to be sexy, my boyfriend picked me up and threw me down onto the bed. I fell straight through it. FML

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By Ouch - 06/10/2025 20:00

Spicy

Today, after a long dry spell, I spent a day treating my wife, ending with a full body massage. She was wearing only panties, breathing heavily, and spread her legs, so I reached for her crotch to finger her… and she kicked me in the head so hard I fell off the bed and split my head open. FML

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The Great Pretender

By CJune24 - 22/10/2014 21:24 - United Kingdom - Huddersfield

Spicy

Today, I tried to seduce my boyfriend so I mounted him and began kissing him. He immediately pretended to snore into my mouth and rolled over, making me fall off of the bed. FML

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By Squashed - 15/08/2009 06:13 - United States

Today, my 250 pound boyfriend was on top of me while we were making out. I actually passed out in the middle of it from not being able to breathe. FML

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iBoardSlide 0

Sunday 24 April 2011 0:16

later on you'll find out he didn't stop ;)

AnorexicMuffins 0

Sunday 24 April 2011 0:13

I can't even say anything to that...

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dcwd14 4

Sunday 24 April 2011 2:12

wow

finndandy 0

Sunday 24 April 2011 2:19

did he continue on while u were out cold?

Dontstealmyname 11

Sunday 24 April 2011 2:39

Well that was kinky!

spearhead 5

Sunday 24 April 2011 3:24

op deserves it for being a whale

tiswine 0

Sunday 24 April 2011 4:03

FATSO BINGO LOL

airborn54 0

Sunday 24 April 2011 4:41

now make him a sammich!

spazmattic 0

Sunday 24 April 2011 4:45

I am going to assume you aren't fat and looked damn sexy in your corset just failed to let yourself be comfortable in it. Props for trying, and sorry it didn't work out. Your husband is a lucky man to receive that kind of effort.

xxxInsanexxx 9

Sunday 24 April 2011 4:49

Did you take Emile Autumn's advice OP? ("Your corset is your aurmor. Lace it tightly; breathing is unimportant") XD

ohmandapants 16

Sunday 24 April 2011 4:53

that was to #10

toxicmurder109 4

Sunday 24 April 2011 4:53

I don't think he stoped

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