Love: Today, I took my girlfriend to a very nice restaurant. I thought...

By Noname - 05/03/2009 02:18 - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend to a very nice restaurant. I thought it would be a good place to pop the question. I gave the ring to the waiter and asked him to put it on her dessert plate. When she saw it she picked it up, put it down and said "no". Then she started to eat the dessert. FML

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By jakethemuss - 09/08/2014 23:03 - Australia - Perth

Today, I proposed to the love of my life by having the waitress place the ring in her dessert. She ate the whole thing and didn't find the ring. I guess the waitress stole the ring. FML

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Please don't do this

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend of five and a half years to family dinner at a restaurant. After we all had finished dessert, I got down on one knee, pulled out my great grandmother's ring and proposed. The entire restaurant was dead silent. She looked around and then slowly walked out. FML

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By Bassackward - 25/08/2016 05:53

Today, I decided to pop the question to my beloved. Perfect lighting, fresh cut roses, a fancy dinner. The restaurant was in on it too. Shame they brought out the wedding-themed congratulations dessert before I actually went down on my knee. FML

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Romcom trope

By Anonymous - 27/06/2024 21:00 - United Kingdom

Today, a waiter fucked up by bringing a dessert with engagement ring to our table. My girlfriend started crying and saying, "Yes Yes Yes!" The look on her face when she had to take the ring off and give it back to the other woman… She’s now giving me the silent treatment, even though I did nothing wrong. FML

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By gtrs750 - 09/08/2009 13:48 - Canada

Today, I gathered both mine and my girlfriend's families secretly to a restaurant. I paid the restaurant to play romantic music, and paid for the best table available. As soon as we finished our meal, our families gathered around and I proposed. She laughed and said no way. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/06/2013 20:26 - United States - Houston

Today, I took my girlfriend of nearly 2 years out to dinner so I could propose. When the waiter brought the check, I caused a bit of a scene to get everyone's attention. When I got on my knee and proposed, she said no and asked if I could hurry up and pay, because she was embarrassed. FML

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A night to remember

By Anonymous - 14/03/2025 22:00 - Australia

Today, I planned to propose to my girlfriend in front of her family at dinner. I had the ring ready and got down on one knee. She immediately burst into laughter and said, "Are you kidding?" The family stared in silence, and I quickly realised she was just teasing me... until I stood up and knocked over an entire table of drinks. FML

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By ryansmithho - 24/11/2010 19:06 - United States

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 4 years. I took the whole day to cook a nice meal, and stuck the ring in a cookie that I was going to give to her. In the middle of the dinner I was holding the cookie under the table, about to give it to her. My dog ate it. FML

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By Sad Chef ;( - 05/12/2014 03:33 - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. Being a chef of a highly-rated restaurant, I cooked a well-liked dish. Not only did she say no, but commented on how bland and tasteless the meal was. FML

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By ringhider - 08/10/2010 16:55 - France

Today, I was working my shift at the restaurant as a waiter when the girl I've been in love with for 4 years came in with her boyfriend. He asked me to hide the ring in their dessert. FML

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Thursday 5 March 2009 12:22

aww, thats so mean D: but how long were you two dating? maybe shes just not ready for marriage for example, if you only dated for 1 or 2 years. maybe its a good thing that you two wait, cause sometimes couples marry way too soon, when they're not ready.

TryToBeKind 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 12:43

Wow. In a way, I always feel bad for people who get proposed to when they're not interested - it really does put them on the spot and unless the one proposing is a complete jacka**, the one who says no is the bad guy. That really, really sucks. My sympathy for her ends there b/c she had no reason to be such a . . . wow. So heartless about it. I would have been tempted to snatch her dessert plate away, say 'no' and stick HER with the bill. Even if you handled t he situation with grace, it's perfectly reasonable to break up with her citing the fact that you don't want to waste your time with someone who sends mixed messages. And I mean: not seeing her at all, not hanging out with her friends, insisting that your friends act like true friends and drop her like a bad habit. How awful! Best of luck to you.

Comments

AliSama 17

Thursday 5 March 2009 17:42

at least you didn't end up like this one. rofl http://www.ksn.com/news/also/40547162.html Wait and ask again if not , plenty of fish in sea.

erneff 1

Thursday 5 March 2009 17:45

kick her.

bloodberry23 9

Tuesday 20 January 2015 2:40

to the curb, not to the head I hope

kjia 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 18:02

Was it a nonchalant "no"?

cuttybuddy 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 18:24

If you've been going out for a while and its been serious, then you should consider cutting your losses. If you just popped the question way too soon, then maybe you need to readjust your strategies. Or she's a fatty and was just way more interested in dessert...

Metallan 2

Thursday 5 March 2009 18:30

Oh man... sorry about that... for real... I'm about to pop the question too, and I can't even imagine how would it be to get rejected...

loganohh 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 19:11

What is with all of this (apparently) nice men dating (apparently) cunty ******* bitches?

limeade 0

Thursday 5 March 2009 19:31

#10 "Seriously, what positive thing has marriage ever done for anyone? It weakens relationships more than it strenghtens them..." I honestly feel bad for you, that your parents and apparently none of your friends' parents have a relationship. It sickens me that the concept of a family is falling apart. Marriage does not work these days because people are immature ***** who can't stick to one person for the rest of their life. At college all I see is a bunch of alcoholics who hook up with different people every week. Where is the fun in that? I can't understand why people don't want to get married anymore...I guess I'm just lucky that I was raised by married parents.

Origami86 6

Saturday 29 May 2010 21:01

Ok so you don't understand why people don't want to get married anymore. Respectful. Can you tell me why you WANT to get married ? You can state as many reasons as you feel are necessary :)