Animals and Miscellaneous: Today, I took my cat to the vet. The creepy vet looked me in...

By o_O - 23/06/2013 17:26 - United States - Bowling Green

Today, I took my cat to the vet. The creepy vet looked me in the eyes and said, "This isn't the only pussy I'll be checking out today." FML

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By Drama - 10/01/2025 03:00 - United States - Kansas City

Today, I took my cat to the vet. As the vet reached to examine him, he hissed, then clawed me instead, and then ran straight into a wall. Now we’re both sitting at the vet's, scowling and injured. FML

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By WTF - 12/07/2023 05:00 - United States

Today, I know there's something wrong with my cat when his meowing starts to sound really weird. But just now, his meow has gotten so unusual that he actually scared the shit out of me. I thought it was an entirely different cat that got into my house before I looked back. Yeah, he's going to the vet. FML

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By NoNotCats =^._.^= - 03/09/2013 08:17 - United States - Mesa

Today, I was at the doctor's getting a check up. He asked me if I was allergic to anything, to which I blurted out, "Cats." He gave me a weird look and said, "Don't worry, I won't give you cats." FML

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By Anonymous - 09/04/2013 18:01 - United States

Today, at work as a gynecologist, I called in my last patient of the day. As soon as I took a peek, I noticed that she had stuck googly-eyes above her vagina. She told me with a straight face not to be afraid, because "She doesn't bite." FML

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By Jenni - 17/02/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, I took my cat to the vet for a routine check-up. The vet asked if my cat was stressed at all, so I confidently replied, "No, he's a pretty chill little dude." That's when my cat decided to hiss and spit his way to the top of the shelves on the other side of the examination room. He's not as chill as I thought. FML

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Hissing booth

By Carey - 03/09/2023 16:00 - Australia

Today, I took my cat to the vet for a regular check-up. In the waiting room, she escaped from her carrier and created chaos, knocking over supplies, and hissing at everyone. FML

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By good husband - 30/04/2013 16:03 - Canada

Today, I took my wife's cat to the vet for her yearly check up. I'm finishing the day at the hospital with multiple bite wounds and a deep gash in my leg. My wife chose to comfort her cat instead. FML

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By WTF?! - 04/01/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, I was the designated emotional support person for my friend's mom as she went to have her sick cat put down. The cat was aggressive towards the male vet. She said, "She doesn't like men" to which the vet replied, "Well, soon that won't be a problem." The willpower it took both of us to not yell at him, or worse… FML

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By Uggghhh - 09/05/2017 02:00

Today, I'm sitting at the vet's office while they run expensive tests on my cat. This is to make sure he doesn't have a bowel obstruction from eating the condom that my partner and I used last night. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2016 10:54 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, during my shift as a vet nurse, I picked up a gorgeous cat for cuddles, only to discover it was covered with pee. And now I am too. I still have 4 hours of my shift. FML

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Mads_1234 28

Sunday 23 June 2013 23:34

I would switch vets if I were you OP.

lo39dell 10

Sunday 23 June 2013 23:36

maybe he has more cats to check out?? Lets hope it's something like that op.

Comments

qixpoet 4

Monday 24 June 2013 4:25

Sexual harrassment

athens619 13

Monday 24 June 2013 4:28

FAVORITE!!!!

buckdharma 37

Monday 24 June 2013 4:41

Ask him if he's ever put a splint on a carpet viper.

Jkritz 8

Monday 24 June 2013 5:19

Lool He's way too nice, should of taken your cat an left!.

hardwoodfloors 8

Monday 24 June 2013 5:26

I was the 69th comment harhar

badminton 14

Monday 24 June 2013 6:23

Haha my fuschia gardens.

capodanno 4

Monday 24 June 2013 6:41

That has some serious ick factor

imazaari 12

Monday 24 June 2013 7:26

Unfortunately some Veterinarians are either dicks or pervs. I've been lucky enough to work with neither.

Obey_StudBoii 23

Monday 24 June 2013 7:48

Sounds disturbing.

thepretender10 4

Monday 24 June 2013 15:33

I didn't know The Todd from Scrubs moonlighted as a vet.

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