By ragass_mctree - 29/09/2010 23:02 - United Kingdom

Today, I passed out at a party after having a few too many, as one does. I woke up with swastikas and penises drawn on my face with permanent marker. I now have to go home, using public transport, to my prudish, Jewish dad who thought I was at my friend's house for a sleepover with no alcohol. FML
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You deserved it 49 280

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ragass_mctree 3

dude im young, sensible and i hardly ever drink. it was my best friend's birthday party and she's leaving the country in a couple of weeks. i couldnt stand the pain of dealing with her not being here anymore so, and i agree it was stupid, drank on an empty stomach but accidentaly drank too much. dont lecture me if u dont know shit about what the situation was please

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mrahhhhh 21

If your dad asks why you have penises (peni?) on your face along with swastikas, say that you're making a "Nazis are giant dicks" statement? I dunno I guess you're screwed.

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JG_baskeball15 0

just put something on your head when you walk in. then say you need a shower. and sprint upstairs and wash everything off. or... tell the truth. ahh I'd pick the first one ;)

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nikkirl5 1

merminent marker comes off a lot easier then pen . I've had a similar situation involving swisstikas . :p

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ledara111 0

YDI because your family is Jewish and greedy.

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fmlikecrazy 0

dude, if your dads Jewish so are you. get some self respect and pride for your people!

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Zebidee 8

*bzzt* Wrong. Judaism is a matrilineal religion.

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ragass_mctree 3

thanks 153 and exactly 149 u ignorant prick

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mR_StAtiiC 0

Ydi.. but those are easy to get of permanent marker doesn't really mean permanent... just use rubbing alcohol or nail polish remove.

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funkandspacejunk 2

I really hate that you use the phrase "as one does," as if you had zero responsibility in what happened and as if drinking way too much and passing out is simply a natural phenomenon that everyone experiences. Learn your limits, make better friends, GROW UP, and take some responsibility!

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