Miscellaneous: Today, I lost my watch at the pool. After giving a detailed description...

By happymum - 30/09/2011 11:10 - Netherlands

Today, I lost my watch at the pool. After giving a detailed description of it at the desk, I was really happy to hear someone had found it and handed it in. Too bad I was too late, because someone had already claimed it. FML

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By concom - 27/05/2015 19:40 - Cyprus

Today, I finally found my watch after weeks searching for it. It was on my teacher's wrist. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/06/2014 16:19 - United States - Naperville

Today, my towel was stolen at the swimming pool. I quickly found the culprit, and to avoid a conflict, I just swiped it back when he wasn't looking. I felt pretty good about everything, until I got back home and realized it wasn't actually my towel after all. FML

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By oh, shit...... - 02/02/2016 20:27 - Denmark - Bagsv?rd

Today, I was at the gym. At the end of my workout, I realised I lost the bundle of keys I had in my pocket that contained the key to my locker with all my stuff. I panic and start looking for them. After an hour of desperate searching, I find them thrown in the bottom of the public toilet. Thanks. FML

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Brainrot

By queenbee12345678 - 19/02/2012 19:29 - United States

Today, I accidentally left my cell phone at the restaurant. When I realized my mistake, I went back to see if anyone had found it. They said no, so I gave them my number to call if it turned up. I realized later that I'd given them my cell phone number. FML

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Sketchy move

By anon - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Canada - Vaudreuil

Today, I went to see a hockey game. The announcer asked if anybody found a ring in the stands, because a girl lost hers. While he talked about it, I realised that I forgot mine in my pocket, so I took MY ring and put it on my finger. A guy saw me and thought I stole the lost one. FML

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Where is it??

By Ansharus - 06/06/2016 13:47 - Belgium - Londerzeel

Today, I noticed I'd lost my wedding ring after returning home from a long, tiring day of painting our newly purchased home. After driving back and forth to the house for more than an hour to go looking for it, I found it tucked away in my back pocket. FML

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By enjoy - 13/10/2008 08:30

Today, I lost my cell phone. But found it again! And then dropped it in the toilet. FML

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Trickster

By Oxnar60 - 08/08/2016 18:19 - United States - Harwich

Today, I left my phone at work. After returning to the office to retrieve it, I noticed it was not on my desk as it usually is. I went to the front office and found it on the desk, unattended. When turning on my phone, I was greeted by my new lockscreen: a crap someone took in the bathroom. FML

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Losing my mind

By rawr - 30/10/2019 18:00

Today, I managed to lose a 3XL fleece jacket in my house, which had my wallet and car keys in it. I had the pleasure of explaining this to my boss when I had to call in, after everyone I called did not respond. FML

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Good boy

By PrinceOfBritain - 14/05/2015 02:41 - United States - Chesapeake

Today, I was walking my dog through a park with a lake. My dog was swimming in said lake, and then appeared to be having trouble keeping his head up. I put my phone and keys on the ground and waded to my dog. He was fine, but I turned around in time to see someone run off with my stuff. FML

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Kayokku 1

Friday 30 September 2011 15:56

Swiper no swiping?

JustDannyG 0

Friday 30 September 2011 16:11

The new generation has no class... I'm ashamed to be part of them -__-

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JustDannyG 0

Friday 30 September 2011 16:11

The new generation has no class... I'm ashamed to be part of them -__-

Revell13 2

Friday 30 September 2011 16:18

I share your sentiment entirely

cptmorgan6 8

Friday 30 September 2011 17:37

O shut up. Every generation in the history of man-kind has had theives. It gets annoying hearing people complain about their generation. Just like people complain about dumb people. Every generation has had dumb people, you just weren't alive to witness it. You're part of the group of this generation that I dislike the most.

THE_A_TEEN 27

Friday 30 September 2011 17:51

I'm getting sick of hearing crap about our gen. EVERY GENERATION HAS ITS REASON TO SUCK. People like you make me ashamed of your generation...

cptmorgan6 8

Friday 30 September 2011 17:59

Thank you, A TEEN.... For putting what I said differently, and agreeing of course.

EpicFail1520 16

Wednesday 4 July 2012 20:46

Exactly. It seems like people will do anything to make a quick buck.

marinus_fml 19

Friday 30 September 2011 16:13

Next time you should watch your belongings more closely...

landooooo 5

Friday 30 September 2011 16:17

finders keepers, losers weepers! o_o

every1luvsboners 11

Friday 30 September 2011 16:24

Ma'am, are you going to cover up? Your picture is clearly a violation of the "Females must not expose their nips" rule. Cover your boobies, I'm "having thoughts."

YtotsDI 0

Friday 30 September 2011 16:34

thats a man...

yamatelle 19

Friday 30 September 2011 16:42

Boners, by the looks of it, I assume that her boobs are not fully develloped yet. Don't worry 19, they will come with time. I remember when I was 8, too. I was told to join the itty bitty tittie comittee.