Miscellaneous: Today, I ignored my cat's incessant meowing, and pushed him away...

By Anonymous - 12/09/2009 21:19 - United States

Today, I ignored my cat's incessant meowing, and pushed him away every time he wanted to be petted. The next time I walked downstairs I found him dead. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 21/10/2012 05:59 - United States

Today, my cat played dead just so I would leave him alone. FML

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Sorry Mr Whiskers

By Brody89 - 09/04/2014 18:40 - United States - Vancouver

Today, my overly-attached 14-year-old cat wanted attention while I was in a heated Skype argument with my girlfriend. Worked up from the fight, I raised my voice and said, "Not now, go away!" He ran to his little bed, had a heart attack and died. I was a complete dick to my cat in his last moments. FML

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By CatLady - 24/08/2009 13:38 - Canada

Today, my cat head-butted me awake as usual. I reached to pet him, but it wasn't his face I touched. It was the still-twitching corpse of the disemboweled rat he held in his jaws. FML

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Hello?

By blahhlovely_30 - 09/03/2011 20:03 - United States

Today, I lost my cat. It's deaf, so no matter what I do it can't hear me. FML

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By Crystal_Nicole - 14/12/2013 05:05 - United States - Wichita

Today, my dog played dead just so I would leave him alone. FML

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How could you?

By Anonymous - 15/02/2023 07:00 - Estonia

Today, despite me not liking cats, which my wife knew, she got a cat anyway. Her cat went for a walk outside and was hit by a car. I rushed outside to help the cat but found she was already dead, and the culprit had driven away. When my wife found out that her cat was dead, she thought I'd killed her. FML

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By wekasdjkasldasdkasdzcawqe - 07/08/2013 20:55 - Sweden

Today, my mother yelled and yelled at me until I apologized to our cat for not petting him when he sat on my lap. FML

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Cujo, but for cats

By Anonymous - 25/03/2021 08:01

Today, my cat was incessantly meowing trying to get me to wake up and feed him. Because it was 6 a.m., and I'd hardly slept at all last night, my brain decided that the best solution to get him to shut up would be to hug him. The result was a normally docile and lazy cat giving me a nasty scratch next to my left eye. FML

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Signs of distress

By Anonymous - 29/04/2022 04:00

Today, I was woken up by my cat, who normally doesn't bother me in the morning, meowing desperately and trying to get me to wake up. Fearing that something was very wrong, I jumped out of bed. He gestured for me to follow him, so I did. I followed him all the way to the kitchen, where he proceeded to puke. FML

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By Lifes_a_bust - 08/08/2010 16:22 - United States

Today, my cat died. But, before he could bite the dust, he left a goodbye present on my bed: a decapitated baby rabbit. FML

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bittersweet818 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 1:15

it's more like your cat's FML "Today i was dying and i was trying to say goodbye to my owner, she just ignored me. FML"

emxblue 0

Sunday 13 September 2009 1:08

that's horrible. poor cat.

Comments

kool_girl_123 9

Tuesday 13 November 2012 2:50

Omg that's so sad like really dude how is it fyl It should be f the cats life. Poor little cat :( You should feel guilty for being the cause of that poor cat. Meow:.......(

pogozo 3

Wednesday 21 November 2012 0:30

You are a meanie

RoadKill67a 4

Sunday 30 December 2012 7:47

The cat must've been thinking: "just 1 last pet from master before my time is up...."

fester420 2

Sunday 30 December 2012 14:30

I hate people like you

incendiaaa 23

Wednesday 30 January 2013 6:40

are you honestly that insensitive?

Randomer224 6

Wednesday 6 March 2013 19:33

Person ignores a cat for a bit: ok, it's understandable if you don't want to pet it right now Person ignores a cat for a bit and it dies afterwards: OMG YOU MONSTER YOU SHOULD NEVER OWN A CAT AGAIN Seriously.

bluspy 3

Thursday 2 May 2013 19:46

I am sorry, but, I hate you.

bluecalvert_fml 13

Monday 13 May 2013 20:48

my cat has been excessively meowing lately and now im worried

AliciaMeow 12

Thursday 23 May 2013 18:53

I'm sorry, but YDI. A cat owner should usually be able distinguish between a cat's meows. If the cat was crying for you out of need, it would sound different then a friendly 'hello' meow. Usually cat owners should learn the different meows.