Intimacy: Today, I had to pick my parents up from jail. They thought it...

By Username - 20/06/2011 15:57 - United States

Today, I had to pick my parents up from jail. They thought it would be okay to have sex behind a bush. FML

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Today, I got locked in my boyfriend's garage in my underwear while his parents ripped him a new one for having sex beneath their roof. His sister had to let me out. FML

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By RetroDayDreamer - 10/09/2011 15:46 - United States

Today, my parents overheard me having sex with my girlfriend. They thought it would be funny to barge in with nothing but underwear on. This has happened twice now. FML

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Monday 20 June 2011 19:01

whose bush was it?

green_eggs_and_h 0

Monday 20 June 2011 19:03

At least you know your parents still love eachother.

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blacopps 5

Monday 20 June 2011 20:01

dam that sucks

Chazyj 4

Monday 20 June 2011 20:02

your parents are legends end of :-p

ferrarixxx20 1

Monday 20 June 2011 20:05

police these days...unbelievable

GuidoCheese 0

Monday 20 June 2011 20:09

Oh my gosh, I recently went to Texas for a business trip. I think I was there because I heard some moaning near the bushes. O.O How ironic.

SicklyStar 0

Monday 20 June 2011 20:09

Wait...so it's NOT okay? ....shit...

kike66 0

Monday 20 June 2011 20:19

where they drunk?

gchartier90 0

Monday 20 June 2011 20:23

you need to learn from them they set a good example

RockAndRollKiddx 0

Monday 20 June 2011 20:24

Damn what kind of parents are those?! lol

jessiellen8 0

Monday 20 June 2011 20:24

that's an akaward car ride home.

cumverg 0

Monday 20 June 2011 20:31

Behind the bush?!! How long into it did the fuzz show up?

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