By Username - 20/06/2011 15:57 - United States

Spicy
Today, I had to pick my parents up from jail. They thought it would be okay to have sex behind a bush. FML
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greg1234567890_fml 2

whose bush was it?

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green_eggs_and_h 0

At least you know your parents still love eachother.

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muchagente 5

what kind of talibans put people into jail for that?

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mariahjoomeh 0

I'd hate to be the cop to take them in.

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swittig 0

"It's not illegal, it's frowned upon. Like masturbating on an airplane." if you're going to quote, quote it right.

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flippinsweet17 0

People can say something is frowned upon without quoting that movie, you know. Would you like it if you were just trying to talk about something and someone corrected you when you weren't even wrong in the first place?

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daltyboy 0

hahahahahahahaha my friend lost his verginity behind a bush hahaha

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meggieh815 0

If you knew it was behind a bush why didn't you give it back to him?! You knew he was looking for it! And you call yourself his friend.

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Austtinn 0

lololol sorry that was funny haha

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iamyourmum 1

Wow. God bless the policeman who found them.

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sourgirl101 28

The thrill of almost getting caught, got them caught. FYL OP and your folks', I'm sure they were embarrassed to have you bail them out. I once got caught skinny dipping at a private lake but thankfully the cop let my husband and I go. I won't be doing that again...I don't think. lol

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Stupend0us 7

Well if you still live with them would you rather they have sex at home so you can hear that while you try to sleep?

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iamyourmum 1

Are you fserious? You are such a freak.

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iamyourmum 1

oh bummer, just ignore this comment because I sent it to the wrong side

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