Kids: Today, I had to go along with my mom to meet some of her old...

By Bullet - 13/08/2010 16:28 - United States

Today, I had to go along with my mom to meet some of her old friends from high school. When they asked her about how her life was going, she said she was married, always traveling, no kids, and introduced me as the neighbor's kid she babysits. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2010 15:03 - United States

Today, I was meeting my husband's old friends at his 20 year high school reunion. He introduced me as his 'friend from work' to his ex girlfriend. FML

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Today, in front of the entire family, I yelled at my mom and told her she wasn't a good parent. She responded with "Well, at least I had friends when I was your age." FML

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Today, my mum and I were walking down a road where we met an old neighbour who recently got divorced. Her son who we hadn't seen for about 10 years was with her and he looked very handsome. I said, "oh wow ! your son has grown up so much !" The woman replied, "this is my boyfriend." FML

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By Shauna - 08/11/2012 11:09 - United States

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Today, I visited my in-laws, whom I thought I was on great terms with. I soon learned that wasn't the case when my mother-in-law yelled at me about how I've been abusing her for years. Ten minutes later, she hugged me and asked me for grandkids. FML

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By Merserve - 09/07/2020 02:00

Today, I went over to confront my parents about how my siblings always get to visit and all I do when I’m over is work on their house or take care of grandma. My mom was very upset. Then she snuck out with my sister, leaving me to take care of grandma until she got back. FML

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rndg 0

Saturday 14 August 2010 1:33

Why would she bring a kid she babysits with her when she goes to meet her friends? She's terrible at lying. FYL.

buggybeauty 0

Saturday 14 August 2010 1:30

harsh

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FFML_314 11

Saturday 14 August 2010 2:16

Honestly, if your own mother denies the fact that she has children to simply gain some sort of entitlement or praise, than your mom is a complete and total bitch. She is the kind of person that only cares about appearance and money. I bet she's the plastic surgery type. You should have called her out right there and embarrassed her conceited ass, in front off all those people, that are obviously such good friends of hers.

film12d 0

Saturday 14 August 2010 2:26

damn that's lame. you should deny her ass too op

Not_Ever_Telling 3

Saturday 14 August 2010 2:30

Oh, ouch. She sounds like a lovely woman. I'd keep an eye out for cougar-like tendencies, too. She sounds like she might be extending some cougar claws soon!

dodo97 0

Saturday 14 August 2010 2:35

she ashamed of u...lol that's bad!!:(

Mirorbo 26

Saturday 14 August 2010 2:43

Now that's just downright cruel!

sexton 0

Saturday 14 August 2010 2:52

your moms probably going through a midlife crisis make her life hell and deny her as your mother and introduce her to your friends as ur maid.

happyk 0

Saturday 14 August 2010 2:55

Maybe she wanted to relive the old days...

golfer420 0

Saturday 14 August 2010 2:56

your fault. should have ebe

FFML_314 11

Saturday 14 August 2010 3:00

I don't think you could be more wrong. If the mother did that simply because high school was "hell" for her, than why would she go in the first place? If it was so bad, she wouldn't lie and say she didn't have kids, especially given the fact that probably 70% of the people there have kids. She did it because she's a selfish bitch and wanted to "look good" infront of people that could care less about her.