By sal - 19/08/2012 02:48 - United States - Rexburg

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Today, I had to finally accept that my husband is too large for me. Normally, it'd be a bragging point, except my private parts can't handle it. After several infections brought on after vaginal tearing, I'm having to choose between being in perpetual pain, or giving up my sex life. FML
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ByronJess 17

You do realize that the "back one" is tighter than the front one is? Your logic fails.

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Wiebeski19 5

Just tell him to not go so far deep, if his lung. If he's wide well than your ****** lol

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bree_doll14 3

I'm actually having the same problems with my husband! We did it for the first time in months yesterday (he's military) and I can't describe the immense pain I'm in right now

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Factor_fml 6

You're forgetting the third option, OP...

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PandaMantis 6

More foreplay required. Enough *********** and it'll slip right in.

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ellytoad 13

Yeah, it's not like a penis can legitimately be too big. It's totally the ******'s fault for not being *slippery* enough. 9_9

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l_bmagic 4

I'm sure he's not too wide, it's probably too long, tell him to stop trying to beat your back in and have sex with you so that you can enjoy it, stop going in too far

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ellytoad 13

She mentioned vaginal tearing. It's safe to assume that the problem is not a sleek, lengthy inch-wide rod.

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ellytoad 13

I know how frustrating that can be. I'm not in a relationship, but I tell you, I'm severely limited in the size of ****** I could pick. It's dumb how much difference just 1/4th of an inch can have on the ability to insert something regardless of the amount of lubrication..

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iLikePandaz 5

This has been my issue with my boyfriend too :(

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Melisso 4

Just have to get yourself loose or pregnant. After that baby pops out you'll be fine

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SweetShuga83 0

Bottom line if you haven't gone to a GYNO, go and see what they suggest. His penis may be too big for you and fine for others. One women's large penis is another womans average size penis. Lube will help like everyone is saying. And I'm assuming you didn't have sex before you got married or you just took the pain because you thought you were lucky. Sex isn't about size, it's about both partners having incredible orgasms no matter how each others equipment is made.

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courtneybro 0

Use lots of lube. And have him not go so far in☺

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