By PCJJacket - 05/05/2014 17:30 - United States - Los Angeles

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Today, I had sex with my girlfriend while my parents were out. After they got home, my dog brought out our used condom. FML
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Welshite 39

I'm sure he was bribed with dog-treats to snitch on you. I suggest you double whatever his current rate is.

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Redoxx_fml 22

I ******* love animals

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rileyharrislm 6

OMG if that was my parents they would have kicked me out of the house on the spot!! I'm like 10 billion percent serious!!

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JayBunny 16

You're 18, they can't really kick you out, you are a young adult.

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The_Hula_Monster 10

Or, you could just THROW THE DAMNED THING IN THE GARBAGE RATHER THAN LEAVING IT OUT FOR YOUR DOG!

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wrathofthefist 5

At least your parents know you're being safe.

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SaharaZinc 14

I just read an old one almost exactly like this one in the random section..

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JayBunny 16

If you're hiding condoms, then you shouldn't be having sex, you sound like you may be 15. You should have thrown it away properly. Common sense.

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mattatom17 10

I wouldn't let him lick your face...

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CallMeBloo 31

You deserve it. Freaking clean up after yourself. Gross.

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Chibi_Kitten 24

Well atleast you don't have to worry about the dog getting pregnant or getting another dog pregnant.

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