Food, Cats and Animals: Today, I found out what cat food tastes like mixed with mayo,...

By kasai_x0x - 19/06/2010 16:27 - Canada

Today, I found out what cat food tastes like mixed with mayo, hot sauce, and between two perfectly toasted pieces of rye bread. My cat found out what tuna tastes like instead of her normal food. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Rizzle - 04/10/2009 07:50 - New Zealand

Today, I made a tuna sandwich. It was really nice , so I looked at the label to see what brand it was. Turns out it wasn't tuna. It was fancy cat food. FML

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I like what I like

By Aled - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom

Today, I caught my mom eating cat biscuits. We don't have a cat. FML

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By anonymous - 21/10/2013 06:53 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I noticed that my sweat smelled like cat food. FML

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Long day

By Anonymous - 09/09/2024 16:00 - Australia

Today, I got home after a rough day and was really looking forward to some cuddles from my cat. I opened the door and she came running toward me, which was unusual, so I knelt down to embrace her. She ran right past me to get to the tuna sandwich I'd unwittingly dropped on the floor. FML

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By Alpheas - 30/05/2010 05:12 - United States

Today, a four pound can of tuna fell on my head at work, and it burst all over my clothes. Since I'm the manager, I had to stay all day reeking of tuna. Now I'm home, my damn cat won't leave me alone. FML

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By OldHabitsDieHard - 18/09/2013 14:53 - United States - Erie

Today, I was getting my cat some canned food. Out of habit I licked the spoon after I had emptied the can only to realize too late what I had done. FML

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Delicious

By drchinky888 - 18/09/2016 17:10

Today, I was having dinner at my aunt's house who just migrated to Germany from India and doesn't know any German. I asked for the recipe of a dish and she said that she has been buying these cans with cute kitty picture and just adds spices to it. Cat food is delicious I must admit. FML

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Should be safe… right?

By Anonymous - 30/04/2025 15:00 - Ireland - Cork

Today, a friend invited me over for dinner. She presented me with a "gourmet" homemade meal. As I started eating, I realized it tasted… off. She looked at me expectantly, so I politely ate it all. Afterwards, she told me it was a new recipe she was trying "tuna casserole" made with canned tuna… which we found out later expired in 2015. FML

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By jsmills92 - 21/12/2012 00:26 - United States - Cranston

Today, I once again walked in on my husband eating our cat's food. FML

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By blehhx - 09/04/2011 05:32 - United States

Today, I found out my cat is allergic to ME. No kidding. FML

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cutie718 0

Saturday 19 June 2010 23:08

how te hell did you manage to do that?!?! I have a cat and he eats canned food but it looks NoTHING like Tunafish!

Kiill3rQu33n16 0

Saturday 19 June 2010 23:30

ydi for wanting to eat a tuna sandwich with hot sauce. :P

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twilightfreak779 0

Thursday 24 June 2010 10:10

you put hot sauce in your tuna? WITH mayo? interesting...

iValerest 6

Sunday 5 September 2010 6:32

YDI FOR PUTTING MAYO AND HOT SAUCE ON TUNA. hahahahaha jk. :)

Terces 0

Sunday 19 December 2010 0:21

Ew D: I've wondered what cat food tasted like Now I feel guilty for feeding my cat that stuff . _.

Airborn0280 18

Wednesday 9 March 2011 6:22

Did you finish the sandwich?

pickledboner124 0

Wednesday 4 April 2012 5:38

you put hotsauce on tuna fish?

silvanna 6

Tuesday 8 May 2012 0:37

Garfield much????

Eclipse003 1

Sunday 27 May 2012 12:34

You died? NO? That's fine xD

theanimepanda 4

Wednesday 11 July 2012 16:59

o_O hot sauce!?!?!?!?!?!?!

PhishloverA 14

Tuesday 27 November 2012 7:04

Yummy!

army_of_misfits 10

Monday 6 May 2013 20:57

Role playing much?

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