By ohno - 25/03/2012 13:11 - United States - East Stroudsburg

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Today, I found out that when my girlfriend said she gave up sex for lent, it was just with me and not my brother. FML
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Feklfekl2222 32

At least you know how much of a scumbag she is now instead of later.

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zoPwNAgEzo 21

Don't worry, 58, you're still a douche bag.

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ultra_notorious 26

couldn't even get in on some three way action?

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norman112 3

that nd of stuff makes the world hard to live in

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blackman100 20

That bitch! Still, funny is funny.

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millerwheels 0

Today my friend walks up to me and tells me that he is really tired and that I should get up so he can sit down And rest for a little. The only problem with this was that I am paralyzed and have been for 3 years FML

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floatguy 2

Ohhh.... Ain't that a kick in the teeth;(((

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UncleMuscles 5

Let me finish that for you. "The **** brah?"

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sulitak 27

I voted YDI for not calling her an ex now.

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