Miscellaneous: Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear,...

By anonymous - 22/02/2010 18:11 - Canada

Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML

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By Angry - 04/08/2009 20:21 - United States

Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML

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By anon - 22/05/2015 02:22 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, I found out that my flatmate wears my underwear. FML

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By asdfghjkl_12 - 25/02/2009 04:33 - United States

Today, I found out that my boyfriend owns and wears more thongs than I do. FML

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By why me - 24/10/2017 01:30

Today, someone broke into my house and stole all of my underwear. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2012 05:04

Today, I caught my boyfriend trying on my bra. He still has no excuse. FML

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By botharebad - 13/03/2010 05:14 - Canada

Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML

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By WTF? - 01/04/2011 15:55 - United Kingdom

Today, I caught my boyfriend secretly using my hair straightener while I was in the other room. Too embarrassed to talk to him about it, I left and came back later, only to discover him slipping on a pair of my panties. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/05/2024 23:00 - United Kingdom

Today, and for weeks now, I was sure my underwear was going missing. I found out why. My husband's brother has been stealing them whenever he visits, presumably to masturbate with. I literally caught him shoving an unwashed pair into his pocket he'd stolen from my laundry pile. Creep. FML

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Gross

By Noname - 02/03/2009 21:35 - United States

Today, I noticed some of my things in my slob of a roommate's piles of clothes. I found six pairs of my underwear that had gone missing. Turns out she hasn't done laundry recently so my underwear drawer was her own personal Victoria's Secret. I hadn't even worn a pair yet. All six were stained. FML

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By I'm out - 06/09/2016 17:02 - United States - Huntsville

Today, I found a thong at my boyfriend's house. When I confronted him about it, he panicked and claimed it was his mom's. Right. FML

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NGM_47 0

Monday 22 February 2010 23:44

"STILL wears them to this day" ? So does that mean that he wore them when you were together? Weird much?

amazinglyava 0

Monday 22 February 2010 23:41

he WEARS them???? ...

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Shokz992 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 0:31

Surprisingly enough, in that region men are little bigger than women.

ily1210 10

Tuesday 23 February 2010 0:31

thats creepy LMAO.

riseagainst1616 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 7:21

creepy creeper

Bertha5 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 0:35

eeeeww? aha

RedRidingHood_fml 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 0:36

You figured this out how? lol

boatkicker 4

Tuesday 23 February 2010 0:42

I'd like to know this, too.

Shokz992 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 0:38

Well that posted in completely the wrong place... >.<

Pearljammer001 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 0:42

perdix, how do you come up with this s***?!

perdix 29

Tuesday 23 February 2010 0:52

I don't know. It's a gift or a curse depending on your point of view.

jennacide 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 6:39

How old are you?

Pearljammer001 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 0:55

either way it's as funny as hell. you should be a comedian!

UniverseMan 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 0:56

Whats wrong with that?

FarSide 22

Tuesday 23 February 2010 0:57

...and exactly how is YOUR life ****** by this???

marriah91 0

Tuesday 23 February 2010 1:08

ummm eww that's creepy I feel sorry for you

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Arnold Layne

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