By Anonymous - 11/11/2009 00:28 - United States

Today, I found out that I'm 8 weeks pregnant. Tomorrow, I'm supposed to be leaving for Paris with my college abstinence group for a year. FML
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Marshillboy 0

I suppose... you could say... that this lady... [puts on shades]....Just got screwed YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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cat_lady 0

i guess thats what you get for being a hypocrite.

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MilkyFilmz 26

Enjoy your French baby I guess

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WishfullyBlessed 4

Sounds like you have a French bun in the oven, too bad your man had a hard time wrapping things up.

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3563560 7

Why would you join an abstinence group in COLLEGE?

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doglover100 28

Why does an abstinence group go to Paris? Besides Paris is the city of love.

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winningbacons 8

So YOU'RE the person whose picture is next to the definition for "Hypocrite" in the dictionary!

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kiaroxilles 8

The majority of people in abstinence clubs are either in it to impress their family and actually DO get some, or just CAN'T get some but would jump on the chance to do so if the opportunity presented itself.

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trumpy 9

you should practice what you preach or just stop being fake...dont join an abstinence group if ur not gonna comply

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