Miscellaneous: Today, I delivered a pizza to a guy so high out of his mind that...

By anon - 10/11/2012 21:14 - United States - Kent

Today, I delivered a pizza to a guy so high out of his mind that I had to let myself in and set it down on a table, because he'd forgotten how to walk, and was on the ground sobbing. FML

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You deserved it 2 246

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By Danny is pissed - 01/12/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, after a bad week I ordered a large pizza, ready to binge-watch TV. The delivery guy shows up, I hand him the cash, and he left without giving me my pizza. Exhausted, I watched him leave, like a confused puppy. I called the pizzeria; he'd left the pizza somewhere else, and couldn't re-deliver it because their driver was "done for the night.” FML

I agree, your life sucks 534

You deserved it 167

By pizzagurl - 09/05/2009 04:43 - United States

Today, while working at a pizza shop near a college campus, I got an order to deliver to the dorms. Extremely busy at work and annoyed that someone wouldn't take 3 minutes to walk over, I spat on the pizza. When I arrived to the dorm, a woman in a wheelchair opened the door. FML

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You deserved it 274 586

Thanks!

By Yuri - 29/09/2024 09:00 - United States - Gloucester

Today, I opened the door to a pizza delivery guy. I hadn't order any, but I thought maybe my roommate had. As he handed me the box, I said, "Thanks, you too" when he told me to enjoy my meal. He stopped, looked confused, and said, "Wait, what?" before leaving. I then realized my roommate was out of town and I’d just taken someone else’s pizza. FML

I agree, your life sucks 126

You deserved it 389

By cutiecuppiecakez - 29/02/2016 21:04 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boyfriend got so baked, he thought I was in the washing machine. I came downstairs to find him sitting in a puddle of soaking wet clothes, crying about where I was. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 049

You deserved it 3 037

Deep dish

By Grauncho - 22/09/2012 14:12 - United States - Chicago

Today, while dog sitting my neighbor's Great Dane, I decided to order pizza. As soon as I received it, the dog stood in the hallway staring at me. As soon as I moved, he ran full force and knocked me into the door, causing me to fall and drop the pizza, which he promptly devoured in front of me. FML

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You deserved it 3 622

By has-evil-friends - 26/11/2009 20:30 - United Kingdom

Today, I had six friends round for pizza. When I went to answer the door to the delivery, my friends turned off the lights and pretended they weren't there when I shouted for help carrying all the food. Not only does the cute delivery guy think I'm greedy, but also that I have imaginary friends. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 724

You deserved it 3 629

But… I'm hungry!

By Anonymous - 05/04/2025 12:00 - United States - Portland

Today, I ordered a pizza for delivery after a long day. When the delivery guy showed up, I realized I had no cash, so I tried to pay him using my credit card. Unfortunately, I couldn’t remember the PIN, and after three failed attempts, the delivery guy just stared at me in awkward silence and said, "It’s okay, I’ll just take the pizza back." FML

I agree, your life sucks 108

You deserved it 504

Nice try, Karen

By munchkin77 - 15/12/2021 20:01

Today, as a pizza delivery driver, I delivered to a customer with young kids. She gave the pizzas to one of her kids to take inside, where the kid dropped them and it went everywhere. She then rang the store and claimed that I'd dropped the pizzas, then told her to "suck it up." FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 121

You deserved it 89

By Anonymous - 14/05/2015 02:37 - United Kingdom

Today, I got sick of my flatmate stealing my food so I decided to sabotage a leftover pizza with laxatives. I came back home later in the evening after a night of heavy drinking. Guess what I had to eat in my drunken stupor. FML

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You deserved it 36 971

By Anonymous - 13/11/2010 22:34 - United States

Today, I ordered a pizza online to be delivered to my apartment. After an hour of waiting, I called the pizza place to ask what the problem was. Apparently, the people at the apartment below me took my already paid for pizza and ate it. FML

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You deserved it 3 092

fancymega 7

Sunday 11 November 2012 2:16

Maralize legajuana

AbstraktThoughts 13

Sunday 11 November 2012 2:16

Chill with him, eat his pizza? ;) he won't remember it.

Comments

gregkingsley 4

Sunday 11 November 2012 3:38

Now that its legal now there and in Colorado expect a lot more of situations like that.

MindFreakazoid 10

Sunday 11 November 2012 5:38

Now I feel really bad that I live in Colorado... I can only imagine the wonders of what I'll see in downtown Denver.

powerkeep 24

Sunday 11 November 2012 3:42

Lol that is so funny. might as well grab his wallet and take out your tip as well.

Torji 2

Sunday 11 November 2012 4:12

Did he also forget how to pay

misslanahlovee 3

Sunday 11 November 2012 4:18

That's the best thing I've ever heard.

eskimmmmo 0

Sunday 11 November 2012 4:47

You really gotta appreciate a pizza delivery person like you!! For all the uncapable people of picking up the pizza, i say thank you delivery man!

BubbleGrunge 18

Sunday 11 November 2012 5:06

I would like to know what he was "high" from? Because, honestly I'm a pot smoker and I don't make half the ass out of myself as most of these so called "so high man" FMLs. Geez, people are obnoxious and you give those of us who use responsibly bad names.

stephissilly 18

Sunday 11 November 2012 5:07

he's just celebrating the legalization of weed!

superrocket19 17

Sunday 11 November 2012 5:08

You tried to help. Be proud

babalooisbabaloo 5

Sunday 11 November 2012 5:14

Sounds like the start to a porno.

Legendoflaw 4

Sunday 11 November 2012 5:19

How the hell did he pay you? And you never walk in someone's house being a delivery person, should have just left. You're endangering yourself. I used to deliver in the past and that's the first thing they teach you.