By gettinghotinhere - 17/10/2014 18:29 - United States - San Francisco

Spicy
Today, I climbed onto my boyfriend's lap and sexily told him "It's getting hot in here," and started unbuttoning my shirt. He said "Oh," pushed me off him, and went to turn the ceiling fan on. FML
I agree, your life sucks 46 844
You deserved it 6 886

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Guess the fan was the only thing blowing.

diving_fml 30

guess he wasn't properly warmed up :)

Comments

nitrog100 21

Maybe he wasn't in the mood. Seinfeld had it right; women take sex for granted, like garbage pickup; you're used to just throwing any old thing out there and having some guy in a jumpsuit take it.

at least he was being considerate and nice.... even if he didnt get what you meant

SystemofaBlink41 27

Hey, at least it wasn't hot anymore?

ShadowlessSpear 21

Yes, you might be, but please speak for yourself, and try not to generalize the whole gender. Thanks.

ShadowlessSpear 21

Maybe I stand corrected, or maybe there was a little last second edit. Either way, I still want to get the point across that generalization is never a good thing. And if I was wrong, sorry #26

ostfaiz 18

Op's Fml reminds me of a hit Nelly song ' its gettin hott in here, so take off all ur cloths'... Fyl Op for not getting a coolant on-time ;-)

DeadpoolBatman 5

Perhaps you've trained him to well?

geekygal 1

Is he autistic? This totally sounds like something the guy I have a crush on would say, and he is autistic.

geekygal 1

Autistic people are the sweetest people out there, once you get to know them.

Actually, that would make sense. People with Autism have a hard time picking up on non-verbals and often take things literally.