Miscellaneous: Today, I came home to find a BMW partially blocking my driveway....

By Stoopid - 07/07/2009 17:25 - United States

Today, I came home to find a BMW partially blocking my driveway. I was already having a bad day, and was upset that some stuck up fool blocked my driveway, so I keyed the driver's side. 5 minutes later my parents show up. The BMW was a graduation gift for me. FML

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By jason - 24/04/2009 13:24 - United States

Today, I came home to find a car parked in my assigned space. Pissed off, I left a note on the car's windshield saying, "Hey Assface, thanks for parking in my spot. I spat on your door handle." It turns out it was my girlfriend's parent's car. They took us out to dinner. FML

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By Badday - 25/10/2009 04:38 - Canada

Today, I went on a date with a girl that I really like. I picked her up from her house, and as I was pulling out of her driveway, I hit her dad's BMW, knocking off the bumper. FML

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By Nchristine - 27/05/2010 20:59 - United States

Today, I came home to find my dad had backed into my already crappy car. The reason they didn't buy me a nicer car in the first place was they were afraid I'd wreck it. FML

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Roadworks

By Anonymous - 30/07/2023 11:00 - Australia

Today, I went to pick my daughter up from school, only to find that a contractor had parked his car across my driveway. After squeezing my car out, I went to drive out of my street, only to find it had been blocked off. I drove in the other direction to find that a bulldozer was blocking the other end. FML

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Not worth it

By Anonymous - 26/02/2025 21:00 - United Kingdom

Today, and for all my life, my dad has been feral about protecting his BMW; we weren’t even allowed to look at it. Well today he decided I was allowed to drive it as an 18th birthday present. I was so nervous, I hyperventilated and passed out in the seat before I even put the key in the ignition. FML

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Lies and love don't mix

By Gregoree - 16/04/2022 00:01

Today, I borrowed my mom’s BMW to impress my new girlfriend. I'd told her that I owned an accounting firm, so I had to look the part. Today was also the day someone decided to rear-end us. That someone happened to be my boss at Burger King. Let’s just say, the cat’s out of the bag and I’m single now. FML

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You deserved it 3 047

Assumptions

By Wathaveidone - 12/07/2021 02:01

Today, I saw a sketchy looking person frustratingly trying to open a BMW in the parking lot where I work. I ran outside to confront him and call the cops. Turns out, not only was he the owner of that vehicle, but he was one of our company’s biggest donors. FML

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The road to hell…

By carlyalexia - 28/08/2020 20:01

Today, I was trying to do a nice thing and let my friend's mom borrow my car. I went to move my mom's car that was parked behind me so that I could get my car out, and then proceeded to back into my dad's new company car. FML

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By wtfman101 - 28/08/2009 14:56 - United States

Today, I woke up to find the entire driver's side of my car wrecked. Front door, back door, front and rear bumper smashed to shit. A drunk driver had hit it the previous night and ran. Don't worry though, he stopped and left his insurance information. He keyed it into the undamaged side of my car. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/07/2019 06:12

Today, during a driving lesson, I accidentally rear-ended a BMW at a traffic light. The number plate was "Law Man." FML

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NGM_47 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 23:08

WOW!! you're stupid...even if it wasn't yours, you shouldn't have done that, you're just rude!! YDI x 100!!

xlol_fml 0

Tuesday 7 July 2009 23:07

What an overreaction o_O

Comments

Iheardthat 7

Thursday 11 August 2011 18:28

That makes absoulutely no sense at all. Why would some random person be parked blocking your driveway??

bullrider92 19

Monday 22 August 2011 1:43

Dumbass.You totally deserve it.

yankfan89 27

Wednesday 24 August 2011 0:49

I find it funny that he is calling the driver of the BMW a stuck fool when he keyed a car like a spoiled asshole.

nosferatu4444 10

Monday 29 August 2011 15:43

you so deserve it, keying is so lame

Laxplayer1515 0

Wednesday 21 September 2011 12:54

Turns out that not every car blocking part of your driveway is a.bad one good job ******* up your new car... Idiot

therampages442 0

Saturday 22 October 2011 4:59

i would played it off like someone else did it. hahaha

Pretz106 0

Sunday 27 November 2011 0:06

but you still got your BMW!!

cobaltstar04 3

Saturday 10 December 2011 23:40

Your an asshole, you don't deserve that car, keyed or not.

mjew 7

Wednesday 14 December 2011 21:41

Fag

silentknight08 0

Friday 16 December 2011 18:13

Good job FUCKFACE! Hahah who's stuck up now?!

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