By DramaQueen - 19/07/2009 06:45 - Canada

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. As I left his house and began to drive away, I see him chasing after my car barefoot. I stop and roll down the window, ready to listen to the speech he has prepared to win me over with. He takes a moment to catch his breath and says "I want my cellphone back". FML
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lyndis_fml 0

If you were prepared to listen to his speech, why did you break up with him? Should have tried to work shit out before you did something stupid. Since this is on FML, you're obviously upset that he doesn't want you back, so breaking up with him was just some ploy to get him to pay attention to you. Grow up.

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fxdxhk90 0

He's already your boyfriend, he doesn't have to "win you over", genius. Also I agree with # 59.

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fxdxhk90 0

I meant "he was" your boyfriend, he doesn't have to win you over, again.

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thumb_r0ck3r 0

If you wanted him to win you back, why did you break up with him in the first place? This makes no sense. If you're so selfish, that you need your well ex-boyfriend to win you over again, then you deserve it.

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b00stFeD 0

lawlz he's cool- give em his cell phone back bitch.

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1sucker 0

i vote: had this coming! and how the hell did this story even make it to the site.

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killerrr 0

YDI for breaking up with someone for attention and wanting the ego boost from him begging for you back. I'm glad he didn't give two ***** and just wanted his cell, because you obviously have a lot of growing up to do before you get into another relationship with anyone.

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SoFaded80 0

wow fhl...if u wanted him to win u back then y the **** would u break up with him in the first place? women are confusing creatures...

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