Love: Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. As I left his house and...

By DramaQueen - 19/07/2009 06:45 - Canada

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. As I left his house and began to drive away, I see him chasing after my car barefoot. I stop and roll down the window, ready to listen to the speech he has prepared to win me over with. He takes a moment to catch his breath and says "I want my cellphone back". FML

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By roostergirl - 22/08/2009 15:39 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. As I was leaving his house, I heard him shout, "Hey! Wait! Sweetie, get back here!" He was talking to his cat who'd run out the door behind me. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2010 07:20 - United States

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend of 4 years, telling him he needed to be more responsible, and stop relying on me for everything. When I told him to leave, he told me he needed some gas money. FML

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Wrong place, wrong time

By And you think I'M crazy? - 22/04/2013 05:06 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I got into an argument. Naturally, I drove over to my best friend's house for comfort. My boyfriend saw me driving past his house and promptly broke up with me for being "a psycho stalker." She lives across the street from him. FML

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lyndis_fml 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 12:15

If you were prepared to listen to his speech, why did you break up with him? Should have tried to work shit out before you did something stupid. Since this is on FML, you're obviously upset that he doesn't want you back, so breaking up with him was just some ploy to get him to pay attention to you. Grow up.

meltingwalls 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 12:17

You deserve it. badly.

Comments

BrownieBoy90 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 14:03

Some of you people are so critical, are people not allowed to break up with each other nowadays?

lexiBRo 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 14:11

Most people aren't saying it was wrong of her to breakup with him. They are complaining that she is on a major ego trip and broke up with him just so he would have to beg her not to leave him.

burb_fml 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 14:13

YDI, so, so much.

edthered 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 14:24

Hahahaha, serves you right for being an attention seeking ***** really, doesn't it?

Ashleigh_85 0

Sunday 19 July 2009 14:42

When I broke up with my boyfriend I was expecting him to come after me, he treated me so badly and so terriblely I just couldn't go through it any more and called it off, he wanted nothing to do with me and I didn't hear from him for 5 days but he came back and apologized and said he will change his ways, I didn't expect him to say that he couldnt live without me bla bla bla lame movie bullshit but just that he was sorry and that he loves me which was what he did =) oh and we got back together too. =D Give him a day or two to calm down and don't expect anything, then you aren't disappointed.