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By chinchilla4404 - 02/08/2011 14:17 - United States

Today, I broke my leg while trying to show my friend how I broke my other leg. FML

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By dancingqueef - 22/06/2016 02:39 - United States - Kingston

Today, my mom told me to break a leg before performing in my dancing school's show. I really did break part of my leg while performing. FML

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By fail - 14/04/2011 22:27 - Canada

Today, to impress my friends, I attempted to do a back flip. The only one impressed was the doctor who set my broken leg. FML

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Today, I stepped outside my house for the first time in a year, trying to socialize again. I broke my leg. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/09/2022 00:30

Today, while demonstrating to my wife how I broke my big toe, I broke the little toe on the opposite foot. FML

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Today, I laughed at my friend for tripping on the sidewalk. While imitating him to show “how stupid" he looked, I stepped on the exact same sidewalk, twisted my ankle, and fell over in front of a bunch of strangers. FML

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By Aracrifice98 - 03/07/2021 01:59

Today, the day after saying that I'd never broken a bone, I snapped my fibula in half. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/09/2010 11:36 - United States

Today, I broke my toe. After telling my friend about it, he promptly stomped on it to "see what my reaction would be." FML

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By Dude_Stop - 27/03/2017 18:00

Today, I was hanging out with my friends when I tripped and a chair rolled over my foot, breaking a bone. A friend, who didn't believe me, then dogpiled on top of me and laughed as I screamed. FML

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By seussical65 - 14/04/2009 13:48 - United States

Today, during dress rehearsal before the show, I came in with crutches pretending I broke my leg as a joke. I then threw away the crutches, laughed and then fell down some stairs. I am now in crutches with a broken leg. I was the lead. FML

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By Curiosity nearly killed me - 18/07/2025 12:00 - Netherlands - Amsterdam

Today, I was riding my bike when I passed a derelict house that recently burned. Curious, I dismounted and went inside. I stepped on a nail, and while I was staggering in agony, I hit a weak spot in the floor and broke my other leg. FML

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SGarcia22 0

Tuesday 2 August 2011 19:05

how do you do that?

goshpeople 4

Tuesday 2 August 2011 19:38

"So I was walking along the edge of the garage roof, like this, except I wasn't struggling with crutches the first time. Then my foot slipped, like this, and -- oops!"

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krakadilian 0

Friday 5 August 2011 6:30

Omg. Enough said.

moviefreakXD 0

Friday 5 August 2011 14:44

how the **** does that work?

brinagurl 1

Friday 5 August 2011 21:36

Lmao that's too funny, why wuld yuu do that if the result from the first time was a broken leg??

duckeater22 0

Saturday 6 August 2011 3:08

Ha that's awesome!

misfitmarta13 0

Saturday 6 August 2011 7:20

That's hilarious

mickilla 0

Saturday 6 August 2011 17:20

Lmafoo ur really good friend

2cool4u_jk 0

Saturday 6 August 2011 22:29

HAHAHA STICK IT IN MY JUICE BOX AND SUCK IT!!!!

daugilliard 0

Sunday 7 August 2011 7:04

Kmfsl

Tobonn 0

Sunday 7 August 2011 22:49

Wow smooth move

JurassicHole 5

Monday 8 August 2011 8:58

Like a boss...

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