By Annakins - 06/06/2010 18:31 - United States

Today, I am 9 months pregnant. I had a dream where I successfully pushed and gave birth to my son. Meanwhile, in the real world, I successfully pushed and gave birth to a large dump. FML
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Fully_fml 0

Haha I love how this worded!

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alexd375 2

seanreddog my friend, u look like a rapist

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alexd375 2

spoilr alert: this isnt real bcuz GIRLS DONT SHIT!!!

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catlover1234 0

some woman end up pooping when they are pushing the baby out so if it was during child birth then it's normal. of it wasn't I hope you were on the toliet And alexd375 you must be extremely stupid if you think girls can't/don't take ***** because we do EVERYBODY GOES POO except for people and animals th at are dead

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goonie85 0

Nope, even they poop after death because they no longer have control of their sphincters. If they've got urine and feces in there, they lose it. Trust me, I've seen it *shudders*

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sabbathblck666 5

lol i'm sorry but was your husband/boyfriend/whatever at the time sleeping next to you? if so that really sucks for both of you :)

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fi_fi 0

hahahaha LMAO but as i was reading it i thought u gave birth to the baby in reality as well XDD

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bleedforMayheM 0

AHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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DiNgD0ng 0

you fail on epic proportions but thats hilarious tho

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ThatBrownChick 0

um no offence, I don't really see the FML in this..

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katdaiken 16

What are you smoking and why aren't you sharing?

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