By Annakins - 06/06/2010 18:31 - United States

Today, I am 9 months pregnant. I had a dream where I successfully pushed and gave birth to my son. Meanwhile, in the real world, I successfully pushed and gave birth to a large dump. FML
I agree, your life sucks 49 270
You deserved it 7 095

Same thing different taste

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suzyperez 0

can that seriously happen !! I understand peeing the bed!! but pooping is just something else!

sexirene 0

that sucks pp I'm 4 1/2 months prego i understand your dreams but you could've also made it to the toilet

sexirene 0

that sucks op I'm 4 1/2 months prego i understand your dreams but you could've made it to the toilet

The amount of incredibly disrespectful little SOBs commenting here to insult the OP is shocking. I understand most of you haven't hit puberty yet, but that doesn't justify typing without using even one ounce of your brains. All of you commenting disgustingly offensive stuff to attack the OP or other people who never did anything to you, you're all the loads your mothers should have swallowed. (When you grow up you'll know what that means.)

sexirene 0

that sucks op I'm 4 1/2 months prego i understand your dreams but you could've made it to the toilet

Yeah right... Wait until you get to 9 months before you tell her that she "could have made it to the toilet"!!... especially when she's asleep and dreaming!!

leaveitbe 0

just think of it as practice

Someone nearly big enough to get into the world is kicking against your intestines from the inside. Everything normal and fine..

birds_fml 7

You think that's bad, wait until you're actually giving birth, and take a dump in front of the doctor, all the nurses, and your husband. And as we can see from a few stories up, you'll have to clean up your kid's poop too. ;D