By Cossack_Man - 25/08/2009 20:07 - United States

Today, for karaoke, I sang American Woman by Lenny Kravitz. The entire audience cracked up laughing and at least three people pulled out their cell phones to record my performance. At the end, the DJ said, "Looks like someone had too much tonight." I was completely sober. FML
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By Alma - 01/10/2024 20:00 - Japan - Osaka

Today, I was at a karaoke bar. After a few drinks, I gave it a go. Halfway through “Total Eclipse of the Heart” I got so into it, I knocked over the mic stand. The mic flew off, hit the DJ, who then hit the emergency stop button, cutting off the music. I froze as the bar erupted into laughter. I did get a free Coke for my “performance,” which was something. FML
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By Morrissey - 06/04/2025 03:00 - United States

Today, I was at a friend's birthday party in a packed karaoke bar/restaurant and I drunkenly agreed to sing. I picked a song I thought I knew by heart, only to realize halfway through that the lyrics on the screen were not at all what I thought they were. My brain went for a smoke break or something, and I turned into a rambling mess. The crowd actually booed. FML
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canucksrule88 0

dont worry....you are what makes american idol hilarious :)

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shiftydude 0

its originally by The Guess Who, not Lenny Kravitz ;)

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lastusernameleft 0

I was about to say it's by the guess who but someone beat me to it. **** it i'm posting this anyway

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evilbrent 0

wtf were you thinking? karaoke is ABOUT public spectacle.

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cageguard 0

somebody watched Viva la Bam today....

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Mr_Sharkings 5

>_> Damn Americans, taking all the credit from hard-working Canadians without even doing anything. YDI for not doing the research. Fucktard.

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mendes1987 0

**** you, Canada can go suck you dick. USA!!

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kei1108 13

this is what makes North America look bad.

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kyle_kbo20 0

so he still sings it

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Adarra 0

its okay dude =P i dont see why everyones so mean to you. i would of cheered on or said ''im sober'' on the stage :p haha well listen you had fun =X thats al lthat counts for death n life bud

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BriannaC_9 0

WOOW, there's hint for you to NEVER sing again.

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screwtaylor 0

Maybe you should sing when you're drunk then. You will probably sound less of a dying pussy cat.

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byondblnd11 0

that's why you don't do kareoke. ydi

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dight_fml 4

Screw that, that's why you DO do karaoke. If you look sober you're doing it wrong.

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