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By anon - 12/12/2014 01:43 - United States - Commack

Today, at my daughter's ballet recital, after she was done dancing, grown adults booed. She's five. FML

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Today, I went to my kid's band concert. She's 12 and in the advanced team. They were the first ones to play and they were so incredibly bad that I laughed. Really, really loud. I was escorted out of the recital. FML

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By embarassinggg - 06/02/2013 18:57 - United Kingdom - Brighton

Today, my mum came to my ballet class. She spent the whole lesson sitting at the back yelling at me to, "Stop sticking your butt out!" My ballet instructor had to ask her several times to pipe down. FML

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Today, at a talent show, my band got booed before we even started playing. FML

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By Soo - 24/12/2020 08:04 - Spain - Archidona

Today, I saw my 4 year-old daughter singing and dancing, so I decided to sing along. As soon as I started singing she said, without blinking her eyes and super calmly, "Could you please stop doing that?" FML

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By ladyofzanarkand - 25/05/2018 20:30

Today, I had my high school piano recital. The entire time I was playing, one of my classmates sitting up front kept booing me and yelling "YOU SUCK" at the top of his lungs. He drowned out the entire song. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/03/2013 01:13 - United States - Sunnyvale

Today, I came home from work to my 4-year old daughter cussing left and right. I asked her about it; she said that her brother had taught her some words. When I confronted him about the situation, he kicked my shin and screamed, "Stop treating me like a fucking child!" He's 5. FML

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By mama bear - 05/06/2020 20:00

Today, I punched an older woman in the face. I only hit her after she grabbed my 4-year-old daughter and told her to, "stop dancing like a whore!" My daughter was so terrified, she peed her pants. FML

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By Jess - 30/05/2009 12:48 - United States

Today, I overheard my 5 year old daughter call a girl in her dance class a slut. Shocked, I asked her where she heard that word. Her response: "I heard you and Daddy say it about her Mommy." FML

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By cheerymama - 23/01/2012 00:49 - United States

Today, I did my old "toe-touch" cheerleading move to try to impress my 5-year-old daughter. When I landed, I broke my toe. FML

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dweeds508 24

Friday 12 December 2014 14:56

That's ******* awful to do to a child

jen1097 25

Friday 12 December 2014 14:57

That's so horrible! I hope you're little girl wasn't disheartened. I'm sure she did wonderful

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albertozeta_fml 9

Friday 12 December 2014 15:47

Wow, I knew that life in NY is hardly competitive for artists, but not to that point!

raecattach 7

Friday 12 December 2014 15:57

What the **** is wrong with people? That is a vile thing to do to a little girl. I hope she's ok.

catanita 18

Friday 12 December 2014 16:08

No matter how worse is a child in doing something you do not do such a thing. This can affect the self esteem and confidece. Hope she is fine.

d_g_Asm 7

Friday 12 December 2014 16:15

And why are you not in jail for punching them?

StarkWolf_fml 23

Friday 12 December 2014 16:20

that's a new low for humanity.

joyboy390 12

Friday 12 December 2014 16:23

I hope that didnt hurt her self-esteem little kids dont usually pickup on that stuff but its still wrong to do. I hope you slapped the closest one too you.

xluciferx666 21

Friday 12 December 2014 16:23

Some people just need a good punch to the back of their head

fantasyworld 37

Friday 12 December 2014 16:25

Their assholes. I hope it didn't effect her self esteem.

worldclassrager 39

Friday 12 December 2014 16:26

A watch of Black Swan for all of them may have showed them an appropriate response

captainsmegma 12

Friday 12 December 2014 16:26

Practice, Practice, Practice.

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