Miscellaneous: Today, as I was walking out of a restaurant with my boyfriend,...

By kaleigh - 31/05/2011 17:01 - United States

Today, as I was walking out of a restaurant with my boyfriend, I saw some guys checking me out. One of them walked up to my boyfriend and said, "Dude, you and your girlfriend have matching moustaches!" FML

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Same thing different taste

By bleurghh - 31/12/2010 15:06 - United Kingdom

Today, I saw a guy I like when I was out shopping. We acknowledged each other with a little wave, but as I walked away, I heard him say to his friend, "She's never gonna get me with THAT moustache." FML

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By Username - 21/04/2011 13:55

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he was growing a mustache, as he had whiskers. He looked at me and said "No, but apparently you are." FML

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By epicc1584 - 30/07/2009 12:32 - United States

Today, I was downtown with my boyfriend around Noon when we walked past a few guys who shouted out to me "You're the most beautiful girl we've seen all day". My boyfriend's response was "It's still early." FML

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By Anonymous - 29/10/2012 17:59 - United States - Oklahoma City

Today, I was at the mall and I noticed this guy staring at me from across the food court. He smiled and waved at me so I walked over there and tried to talk to him. He was looking at his girlfriend the whole time. FML

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By sausagefingers - 22/10/2012 05:29 - United States - Nixa

Today, I overheard my boyfriend and his friends talking in the next room. I smiled when my boyfriend called me beautiful, only to hear his friend laugh and say, "C'mon, dude. She has fat ankles and smells like deli meat." FML

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By amberrenee91 - 19/03/2013 03:29 - United States - Ellwood City

Today, a cute guy who works at the mall winked at me. When I met up with my boyfriend, I bragged to him about it. His response was, "Don't flatter yourself, he winked at me too." FML

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By Anonymous - 01/05/2009 11:36 - United States

Today, I ran into my serious boyfriend of two years at a restaurant. He was sitting with another girl. I went over and asked him who she was. He replied, "Who are you?" Apparently I was the secret girlfriend. FML

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By xxxchelsiexxx - 06/02/2011 06:02 - United States

Today, I was hanging out with my two friends. My hair was hanging over my upper lip, making it look like I had a big mustache. "Hey, look guys!" I said. "I have a mustache!" "I know," they both said without looking. I'm a girl. FML

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By nonexistant - 29/10/2010 04:33 - United States

Today, a cute girl came up to me with her boyfriend and said, "If you end up looking like him, it's over." FML

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By mustachio101 - 17/07/2012 23:30 - United States - Montgomery

Today, my boyfriend thought it appropriate to let me know that doing the "duck face" in my Facebook pictures "highlights my mustache." FML

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Wednesday 1 June 2011 0:08

Time for Nair? I think so.

AZUMIKKEL 3

Wednesday 1 June 2011 0:07

Don't be too quick with self-praise!

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azzyistired 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 7:33

well if ur a gay man... its kind of a complement!

wriptidez 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 7:40

so what she can get it waxed

fidelityheart 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 7:52

he was checking you out lol

Omen6 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 7:55

You and your girlfriend can stand in front of the mirror and shave together.

toxicmurder109 4

Wednesday 1 June 2011 8:03

u might wanna try. waxing

keechigai 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 8:03

What a jerkk

N3v43h 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 10:13

Knock him out, f**k your gf, then when you're near ******, dirty sanchez his a$$ and post it on a gay **** site. ;)

gotbiscuits 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 14:55

Hey, don't worry! You don't have mustache. That guy was just fishing for a fight. Any insult would do.

mzfoxy31 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 15:05

Wax that shit!!! Sheeesh!!!

LolMoqz 10

Wednesday 1 June 2011 15:09

Some people need stache's dude! Who would Mario be without a stache??

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