By Bouh - 27/12/2012 04:04 - France - Paris

Today, as every day for the past few weeks, my husband won't have sex. His reason? We've decided to have a baby, and he reckons that the longer he waits, the more competition there will be between his sperm and thus the better the result will be. FML
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XxGAMERxWOLFxX 1

This is the first time ive ever seen 0 ydi and 0 yls

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lexiepullen 7

God help whatever children come from that gene pool...

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mcBe 6

His logic is a little flawed

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Iniezian 18

I think he has ulterior motives. In case anyone didn't know, the longer a dude waits, the stronger his ****** is.

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punkgurl1987 6

At least he isn't making you have an abortion like mine!!! Would love to be you

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timberwolf1991 3

It's actually been medically proven if you wait 2-3 days in-between having sex, the sperm count is higher.

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amerikaninfidel 2

What's better then millions of sperm? BILLIONS!!

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takoon51 6

genius except it just raises his sperm count the less times he ejaculates

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cylus13 9

He's got a point. At lest up to a week. But after that he is just wasting it.

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