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By Scaredshitless - 03/02/2010 13:48 - France

Today, after waiting to get home to go to the bathroom, my six year old neighbor popped out and literally scared the shit out of me. FML

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By ozozl - 07/11/2014 04:29 - United States - Evergreen

Today, I was in the middle of a shower, and downstairs I heard my 7 year old daughter screaming "Mom!! Help! I need you right now!" I panicked and ran downstairs, not giving myself enough time to put some clothing on. It was my neighbor at the door. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/06/2009 02:06 - Canada

Today, I was visiting my friend's new house and he was showing me around. I saw a small door in the wall and decided to open it. When I opened it, his daughter was hiding in there and screamed to scare me. Now I know my scream is more high pitched than his daughter's. I'm a 37 year old male. FML

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By toni405 - 21/07/2011 21:24 - United States

Today, after watching Insidious, my boyfriend thought it would be funny to scare me while I was on the toilet. I was in mid-piss when he jumped out at me, and I ran screaming and peeing down the hall. FML

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By Matti - 17/08/2018 22:00

Today, as I sat on the toilet, I heard a noise outside. I peered through the window and found myself staring directly at my neighbor. FML

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Today, I had to tell my 4 year-old, "I'm wiping my butt right now, I can't get you a drink. Please wait a minute." I distinctly heard my neighbor laughing through the bathroom window. FML

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By Mel - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my fire alarm startled me so badly that I shat myself. FML

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By ohcrap - 08/11/2012 01:41 - United States

Today, while I was sitting on the toilet, my toddler swung the door open. We just bought the house, and we have no curtains. Our new neighbor, who I haven't met, was mowing her yard. I stood half-naked to close the door, and our eyes met. I froze. She waved. FML

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By sleepy - 23/05/2011 04:57 - United States

Today, as I was standing in the checkout line in a store, my six year-old daughter proudly announced to everyone that I fell asleep on the toilet last night. FML

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By Bianka05 - 19/07/2017 20:00

Today, after being on vacation for a week, my alarm sounded early in the morning. It scared me so badly I peed myself. FML

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By fionnathehuman - 09/10/2012 22:56 - United States

Today, my 6-year-old son pooped in the back yard and used a stick to throw it over the fence into my neighbor's yard. FML

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hehe_oops 2

Wednesday 3 February 2010 16:23

I don't understand how you could do that unless you had really runny shit bad luck though, ew btw when you said the kid "popped out" I imagined him popping out of the toilet just before you got there

050294 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 16:09

Haha, wow. FYL

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WorkThatButt 2

Wednesday 3 February 2010 20:50

Got poop? ^.^

me5 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 20:52

I found it so much fun!

TryToBeKind 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 21:02

a) never pass up an opportunity to piss or shit. b) make sure your doors are locked when you are gone. It's amazing how many people don't do that.

Starfire22 5

Wednesday 3 February 2010 21:04

LMAO at work!! this made my day lol

whitley1031 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 21:25

holy crap, (literally) i guess u dont hav to wait anymor xD FYL

Futurefrog 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 22:12

well normally ydi but since u were holding It I can see how that would have happened

saranottelling 7

Wednesday 3 February 2010 22:15

How rude of you! A six year old kid pops out of the toilet and you shit on him? Meanie!

judetheobvious 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 22:25

your 6 yr old neighbour popped out of WHERE? his house? the bathroom? your ass? YDI anyway.

mckkayua 0

Wednesday 3 February 2010 22:38

aw how sad. hopefully u got home soon after that

jessxoxo28 5

Wednesday 3 February 2010 22:46

LMAOOOO!!!!

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