Animals: Today, a few weeks after teaching my dog to fetch my phone and...

By Anonymous - 15/04/2015 17:18 - United States - Birmingham

Today, a few weeks after teaching my dog to fetch my phone and drop it in my lap, he decided to do it spontaneously. Too bad I was in the bath at the time. There goes a $300 phone. FML

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By Cedar Buero - 05/03/2017 19:00 - United States - Cape Girardeau

Today, my dog thought it would be a good idea to use my phone as a chew toy. FML

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By dog got ur phone - 07/05/2017 02:00

Today, I was playing music from my phone, which was on the couch. I guess my dog got jealous, because she picked it up and ran over to the toilet, promptly dropping it right in. FML

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Go get it

By Anonymous - 22/01/2025 03:00 - United States - Burlington

Today, I was excited to teach my new puppy how to fetch. I threw the stick, and he just stared at it, then stared back at me with his tongue lolling out, as if to say, "You threw it. You go get it." I’ve now spent the past 30 minutes fetching my own stick, hoping he'd join in. Nope. FML

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Splashed out

By El Boz - 22/02/2009 14:52 - United States

Today, I took my dog for a walk down by the river. I was throwing sticks for him with one hand and talking on the phone with the other. Then I accidentally threw my phone in the river instead of the stick and was standing there talking to the stick while my phone sat at the bottom of the river. FML

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Stop trying to make fetch happen

By Frankie - 24/02/2024 12:00 - Australia

Today, I thought it would be cute to teach my dog a new trick in which I throw and then he brings me back a rolled up newspaper. He disappeared after it, then successfully returned with what turned out to be my neighbor's dirty boxer shorts. Apparently, my dog has a different definition of "fetch." FML

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By Anonymous - 18/09/2018 22:10

Today, my fancy rubber phone case did its job and saved my phone from damage when I dropped it on the bathroom counter. Unfortunately, it was rather useless after the massive bounce it took before landing in the toilet. FML

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By Rick - 14/03/2010 13:36 - United Kingdom

Today, I fell in a river with a £700 camera, a £200 lens, and an iPhone while trying to rescue a 50 pence ball for my dog. FML

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So cute

By "lildale92" - 05/11/2019 02:00

Today, my youngest decided my phone needed a bath in the toilet. FML

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Good boy

By PrinceOfBritain - 14/05/2015 02:41 - United States - Chesapeake

Today, I was walking my dog through a park with a lake. My dog was swimming in said lake, and then appeared to be having trouble keeping his head up. I put my phone and keys on the ground and waded to my dog. He was fine, but I turned around in time to see someone run off with my stuff. FML

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By AnAngryyGiraffe - 06/12/2016 04:46 - United States - Chatsworth

Today, after dropping my phone in the toilet, I left it dismantled outside in my backyard to dry hoping it could be saved. I forgot about the phone as well as the sprinklers that were scheduled to go off. FML

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Gabilliam 19

Wednesday 15 April 2015 23:59

Then...why did you train a dog to pick up a $300 phone in his mouth full of sharp teeth in the first place? Surely that was an accident waiting to happen, bath or not.

MaximumBeat 16

Wednesday 15 April 2015 23:59

That soaks.

Comments

blackvyper 8

Thursday 16 April 2015 17:49

At least it was only a $300 phone.

ham_spam 17

Thursday 16 April 2015 19:29

Dogs aren't slaves there a dog just like ur a person it's ur own fault I don't care that u take care of him/her ur dog is a pet not a slave

nodai 13

Thursday 16 April 2015 19:32

Sony Xperia Z, completely waterproof down to 25 feet for up to 30 minutes at that depth.

AdamPractical 18

Thursday 16 April 2015 19:37

Hmm, I want to know how you trained your dog to do that...

mattrd_fml 31

Thursday 16 April 2015 20:40

Why would you teach your dog to do that in the first place? I wouldn't want dog slobber all over my phone. YDI.

ali_kkatt 15

Friday 17 April 2015 6:24

Put it in a bowl of rice. The rice absorbs the water from the phone, and sometimes it works, sometimes it doesnt. Good luck, OP.

ladybugz23 13

Friday 17 April 2015 17:15

lmao

xKRIEG_SCHWEINx 11

Friday 17 April 2015 21:41

at least it wasn't a toaster? FYL

nhaba1214 19

Saturday 18 April 2015 1:34

At least you taught him something ..??

ViviMage 39

Saturday 18 April 2015 2:14

If you are disabled, then yes, get a dog to bring items. May be worth teeth marks in an emergency. I'm paralyzed for life, and NEVER want my phone in my bathroom. Water + electronics = bad.