Hi there little guy

By NotAGoodDay - 10/08/2016 18:57 - United Kingdom - Sudbury

Today, I had severe constipation. I went to get some more laxatives when I felt something fall onto the top of my head. I reached up to see what it was and it turned out to be quite a large spider. Guess who isn't constipated anymore. FML
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marcelmg 10

Next time dont go for the pills, just find you a hairy spider.

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cornyrob 33

If you were constipated, that must've been very painful to suddenly force that out.

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RichardPencil 30

Now we know why Little Miss Muffet ran away -- she needed to change her knickers.

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thejonac 21

i mean, at least that's one problem solved.

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guttedbrit 26

I think that would be enough to cure anybody! -shudders-

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cuz803 44

HOLY SHIT! You must've been scared shitless! I know I would

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FluffyFive0 6

Well that seems like a real shitty situation

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juniorbirdman 7

well at least you're not constipated anymore

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